Part 4: Talk To Text (Tweet Chirp CAW)

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Clint: I hate to ask, but are u ok, Tony? 

Clint: And seriously I hate to ask 

Clint: I'm hating myself for asking that's how much I hate to ask 

Tony: No, I'm not road rage 

Natasha: ???

Tony: I'm using talk to pez 

Bruce: Why are you using talk to text?

Tony: Because I'm still in the stupid hospital 

Tony: Thanks a LOTTERY, Steve 

Steve: You'd think that a tech genius would have a better talk to text thing? I mean I'm just saying? 

Tony: I'm using Pepper's phone because you mashed mine 

Steve: Yeah well you kinda deserved it 

Tony: I bib not you jerk 

Natasha: Oh lordie loo 

Natasha: Get a keyboard 

Tony: No! 

Steve: Do you want to get your face smashed into a wall again 

Steve: get a keyboard, Hover Pants 

Thor: OOHH!!!! 

Thor: HUMOR!!!!

Tony: Putt up, Thor. You're not funny. 

Bruce: If you're using Pepper's phone then why does it still say 'Tony'

Tony: I act her phone.

Natasha: If you can hack your girlfriend's phone, you can use a frickin' keyboard 

Tony: Mine...

Natasha: I literally can't understand anything you are trying to say rn 

Natasha: And I'm actually making an attempt to understand you instead of just ignoring you as usual 

Tony: MINE, I SAID FINE! FINE! I'LL BE QUITE BACK! 

Thor: YOUR MAJESTY, MAY I HAVE A POP OF TART? 

Steve: Who's 'Your Majesty?'

Natasha: -.- No, you can't, did you not learn your lesson 

Steve: Oh.

Thor: PLEASE, DO NOT KILL ME!

Natasha: Buy your own damn pop tarts 

Clint: Natasha, give it a rest 

Natasha: NO.

Clint: You sound like Tony 

Clint: And we all know that's not a good thing 

Natasha: I do what I want 

Clint: Chill the frick out, Nat 

Natasha: NO! (ꐦ ಠ皿ಠ ) 

Bruce: Really, please just calm down. I'll bring you coffee, ok?

Natasha: Ok.

Clint: ?!

Clint: really bro?!

Natasha: Shhh, birdbrain. Go back to your nest.

Clint: I feel betrayed on a personal level 

Clint: This can't be fixed 

Clint: There's a hole in my heart that can't be filled 

Clint: all because of your bETRAYAL 

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