Tony: My head hurts :( :( :(
Bruce: That is 100% your own fault
Natasha: My head hurts, too...
Bruce: That is 100% Tony's fault.
Tony: It's not my fault she has a hangover.
Bruce: Yes it is.
Tony: Stop blaming me. >.<
Bruce: Ok, you've been through enough.
Tony: I know, hangovers are horrible.
Bruce: I'm not talking about that.
Tony: Then what are you talking about?
Bruce: Nothing.
Tony: What are you talking about?
Clint: will you guys please shut up, the phone notifications are painful
Tony: No.
Natasha: Turn the sound off.
Clint: i'm too lazy
Natasha: seriously?
Clint: Aaaaaaargh
Thor: AAAAAAARGH
Natasha: Even caps lock seems too loud
Natasha: And my social media notifications are driving me insane
Natasha: I'm going to turn the dang things off
Natasha: ಥ_ಥ
Clint: me too
Tony: I don't want to check them.
Bruce: Good idea. You guys just sleep. I have to go do a thing.
Tony: Wait...
Bruce: Bye!
Clint: Where's Steve?
Steve: Nowhere.
Clint: Hi, Steve.
Tony: Banner, get back here
Bruce: Sorry, I'm heading to a foreign country, can't talk.
Tony: You were the only one sober last night, what did you do?
Bruce: Um, Steve?
Tony: You too, Steve.
Steve: I have to go, too.
Tony: Damn it, Steve, what did you do?!
Steve: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Natasha: Steve whyyyy
Steve: Natasha, it didn't even involve you.
Natasha: Good, then I don't care.
Tony: Steeeeeeve!
Steve: Bye!
Tony: Where are you going?
Steve: I have a date.
Tony: Oh now I KNOW that you're lying, what the hell did you do
Steve: I'm not lying.
Tony: Steve.
Steve: OK OK OK FINE
Tony: What. Did. You. And. Bruce. Do.
Steve: Bruce, are there any more seats on that plane?
Bruce: Hurry. Don't bother to pack anything. Just run.
Steve: Go to go, have a plane to catch.
Tony: Ok, just wait, Pepper's calling me...
Bruce: Are you coming or not?
Thor: MAKE THE SMALL ELECTRONIC DEVICE BE QUIET!!
-Thor has left the chat-
Steve: His phone just fell past my window, so I'm guessing he threw it.
Natasha: oh not again
Clint: Waaah
Natasha: Hush, child.
Clint: ... Child?
Natasha: Hush.
Tony: GUYS
Steve: Uh oh.
Tony: WHY IS PEPPER YELLING AT ME FOR KISSING THOR
Bruce: No idea what you're talking about.
Steve: I'm headed to the plane right now.
Tony: AAAAHH
Bruce: Get out of there before he blows up the building.
Tony: You filmed us while we were drunk?!
Tony: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Steve: Look, it's not OUR fault you kissed Thor.
Steve: And we did go and make sure you were ok.
Bruce: At least Thor won't get in trouble.
Tony: That's because he smacked me into a wall three seconds later!
Steve: Also not our fault.
Bruce: The plane's leaving soon...
Steve: I'm there right now.
Natasha: Haha, Tony's a loser.
Tony: Natasha stahp
Natasha: no.
Bruce: Bye, guys.
Tony: AAAARGH
-Tony has left the chat-
Natasha: Tony?
Natasha: You there?
Natasha: Well darn
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Avengers Texts
FanfictionSteve the Frisbee Grandpa, Tony the Internet Troll, Mom Natasha, Caps Lock Army Thor, and much more Here is yet another Avengers Texts, so you can find out how completely irresponsible they all are in their spare time. (I wrote this so long ago an...
