Steve: Fury, can you please send a plane or something?
Steve: Fury?
Steve: Darn it.
Tony: That's a baaaad word.
Steve: Will you let that go already
Steve: And 'darn' isn't even a bad word!
Tony: No, I shall not let it go.
Steve: Where's Fury?
Tony: I conveniently kicked him out of the chat.
Steve: What?! Why?!
Tony: Because I anticipated that you'd try to get him to send a plane.
Steve: I actually need it right now!
Bruce: WE need the plane.
Tony: Well, that's your own fault.
Steve: Be quiet.
Tony: Where even are you?
Steve: France, I think.
Tony: Did you even check to see what plane you were getting on?
Steve: I just followed Bruce.
Tony: Bruce you absolute life failure
Steve: Don't bother right now, he's currently talking with people.
Tony: He knows French?
Steve: Most likely, but he's talking to tourists.
Tony: Ah. That makes sense.
Steve: They're from Germany.
Tony: Less sense.
Steve: I think he's trying to buy a car
Tony: How is that going to help anything
Steve: I don't know.
Tony: There's a thing called an ocean, and it's a loooot of water, you can't drive a car across it. Ok?
Steve: Oh, shut up.
Steve: Never mind, he didn't buy a car.
Tony: Then what was he doing?
Steve: ...
Steve: He got a train ticket instead.
Steve: Which is so much more helpful.
Tony: Ocean. O C E A N. Water. W A T E R.
Bruce: That's not what the train ticket is for.
Tony: Then what is it for?
Steve: I think we're all wondering that.
Bruce: Steve, why are you texting me, we're literally standing right next to each other.
Steve: I don't know, but you're texting me back.
Bruce: ...
Bruce: Point taken.
Tony: Why did you get a damn train ticket?
Bruce: Because it seemed cool
Bruce: Also
Bruce: I haven't slept in two days
Tony: For fuck's sake Bruce
Steve: You just wasted all our money, dude.
Bruce: Sorry?
Bruce: But why isn't anybody else in the chat?
Tony: I stole their phones.
Natasha: See, this is me.
Clint: And still me.
Thor: This is fun.
Steve: Can you just send us a stupid plane?
Tony: No, you have a train ticket.
Steve: Seriously!
Bruce: Sorry.
Steve: You already said that.
Tony: You know what, I don't think that you guy deserve to have a plane. Plus, you're bothering me.
Steve: Tony, no.
Tony: You're just REALLY getting on my nerves.
Steve: Tony no.
Tony: So annoying!
Steve: Tony.
Tony: I feel like crying.
Steve: TONY
Tony: I think that you don't deserve to be texting me.
Steve: TONY NO
Tony: Bye!
Steve: TONY NO
-The group chat as been closed-
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