Ben : Have you ever thought what it would be like to be a chicken-
Jeff : *is driving* *cuts him off* YOU KNOW WHAT I'M DONE WITH YOU TODAY , get yo ass out of my car-
Ben : You know what fine *opens car door while Jeff is still driving* *about to get out*
Jeff : BITCH I DIDN'T MEAN LITERALLY- GET THE FUCK BACK IN THE CAR!
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(Alternate ending)
Ben : You know what fine *opens car door while Jeff is still driving* *phone drops out of pocket onto the rode* *screams like a Japanese school girl*
Jeff : *silently laughing his ass off*
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