Part Sixteen

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-AND NOW FOR A BRIEF INTERMISSION-

Lukas: Whoa, what?

Erik: Well this is weird.

Luca: What's an intermission? Isn't that like a spy's job?

Kia: No, that's a mission. An intermission is a break.

Luca: We're broken?!

Kia: Yes, yes we are.

Luca: Oh no!

Phantom: Hey, look! Up ahead!

(there is a strange kingdom in the distance)

Jayk: (reading the sign) Astley Castle...

Lukas: Where the soldiers never give up...

Erik: Never gonna let their king down...

Phantom: Never gonna run around and desert him.

People: (singing) Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you! Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and huuuuurt yoooouu!

Lukas: He-e-eyy, what's goin' on?

Erik: Oh no! We're being-

Adam: Hi, I'm Adam, prince of Astley Castle. This is my kitty, Mr. Snugglemuffins. Fabulous secret powers were granted to me when I held my magical sword A-loft and sang... Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you! Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and huuuuurt yoooouu!

Kia: AAAAAHH!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!

Phantom: Come on, let's go into the castle.

King Rick R. Oll: Hello, I am the ruler of this kingdom.

Lukas: What is WRONG with you, man?!?!

King Rick R. Oll: Nothing! Oh, and in case you didn't notice, all of this was a huge rickroll.

Erik: I KNEW IT!!!

King Rick R. Oll: Yep! Well anyway, bye! I've just wasted several minutes of your life.

* I own none of the materials referenced.

-AND NOW BACK TO OUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED UNORGANIZED CHAOS-

BLOOMINGDALE-

Luca: It's a dale that's blooming!

Erik: It's a YOU DON'T SAY?

Luca: Yes I do.

Erik: (facepalm)

Phantom: Hey look, a ship!

Man: If you want it, you should talk to Miss Bloome. She is really generous and will most likely give it to you for no reason!

Phantom: That sounds too good to be true.

Man: It may be!

Jayk: Well, let's go!

(so they do)

Lady: I brought you a cake.

Marion: Yay!! I'll put it in a vase right away!

Lady: It's not a flower... It's a cake.

Erik: It's a lie!

Luca: What?

Erik: The cake.

Luca: Is what?

Erik: A lie!

Other lady: I got you a new ribbon.

Marion: I don't want it! This one is like my one true friend's! Go away!!

Lady: Whoa...

(they leave)

Phantom: Hi, um-

Lukas: Can we have your boat?

Marie: Lukas!

Lukas: Sorry! Can we have your boat PLEASE?

Marion: Sure! Wait... You're a Celestrian. Are you here for Marion?

Phantom: Wait, what? Um, no...

Marion: You're lying! Get out!!

Phantom: Whoa what?

(Marion locks herself in her room)

Jayk: We have to get her to come out.

Tallah: Let's look around the village.

Randolph: I made her a doll, so she likes me and I can get her to come out.

Luca: Yay!

Randolph: Marion, please let me in.

(opens door and finds the room empty)

Phantom: Oh no.

Erik: Look, a note!

(reads)

Randolph: I can't believe it!

Tallah: Marion was kidnapped!

Randolph: The spelling is terrible!!

Jayk: And Marion was kidnapped.

Randolph: Who?

Lukas: O_O

Randolph: I was joking. SOUND THE ALARMS AND RELEASE THE DOGS!!! MISS BLOOME HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED!!! ...What do you mean we don't have dogs? Sound the alarms then!

(runs off)

Phantom: Let's go through this random yet convenient door! Maybe it will move the plot along!

Luca: Khay.

Phantom: That ghost looks just like Marion.

Stella: That ghost looks like Marion!

Phantom: Go away.

Stella: Nope!

Phantom: Ugh.

Ghost: That is because I am Marion. I was very sick, amd I ate a fruit and my doll came to life. The girl who was kidnapped is my doll, Marionette.

Phantom: That's a cute pun!

Marion: Please, you must save her.

Phantom: I knew it was too good to be true.

Marion: What was?

Phantom: Nothing. Never mind. Let's go!

Lukas: We'll never give up! We won't let her down!

Kia: Please stop.

Lukas: Eh, it was fun while it lasted.

Luca: We won't desert her either.

Kia: Oh you're evil.

Luca: Why? I'm just being supportive.

Kia: Let's just go before I have to get the duct tape.

Luca: What's duct tape?

Kia: The only material known to man that fixes everything.

Phantom: To the conveniently conspicuous cave!

Luca: Ah! Big words!

Phantom: Oh come on.

Luca: Kay.

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