Part 12: Fury-ous About Glitter

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Steve: Tony, why are there  lights all over the place? 

Tony: CHRISTMAS!!! 

Steve: Ok... 1. Some people don't celebrate Christmas, and 2. IT'S DECEMBER 1ST. 

Tony: ... 

Tony: Happy Holiday lights, then. 

Tony: And as for your second point... yeah, it's December 1st, your point is? 

Bruce: Bit pathetic, Tony. 

Tony: Much betrayal, very hurt. 

Natasha: Aww, come on, Bruce, it's December. 

Natasha: CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS 

Steve: What? 

Natasha: CHRISTMAAAAAAAAS 

Steve: Why. Just why. 

Natasha: Tweet chirp caaaaaw. 

Clint: That's getting really old, you know... 

Natasha: Oh, be quiet. 

-Clint has sent a picture- 

Natasha: Tinsel! 

Tony: Spirit! 

Bruce: I can deal with this. 

Steve: It. Is. December. 1st. 

Natasha: Nice hat, Clint. 

Clint: I gave one to everybody. 

Steve: Everybody? 

Clint: Including Fury. 

Steve: Hahaha, no you didn't. 

Clint: I did. 

Steve: You do realize that he would NEVER wear anything like that, right? 

Clint: His eye patch is even decorated with glitter. 

Tony: The mental image is hilarious and I'm dying. 

Clint: No, seriously. 

Natasha: I thought you were smarter than this. Birdbrain. 

Clint: Smarter than what? 

Natasha: Trying to lie to us like that. 

Clint: I'm not! 

Steve: Yeah... you are... 

Clint: I never said that he put it on himself. 

Bruce: OOOOOH 

Clint: Superglue helped a lot. 

Tony: You didn't... 

Clint: He still can't get it off. 

Tony: OH MY GOD YOU ACTUALLY DID 

Natasha: I need photographic evidence, ahem. 

-Clint has sent a picture- 

Natasha: OH MY GOD 

Natasha: I'M CRYING HELP 

Bruce: I JUST FELL OVER 

Steve: I'M DYING 

Tony: SPIRIT 

Steve: I'M BEGINNING TO FEEL FESTIVE NOW 

Clint: I have succeeded in my mission. 

Tony: To what, kill us all? 

Clint: No, to get Steve to be festive. 

Steve: Festive 

Steve: Much festive very wow 

Natasha: Steve, have you been looking at memes again... 

Steve: Uh... maybe... 

Clint: Gosh darn it Steve. 

Steve: DANK MEMES YO 

Natasha: IT'S TOO LATE 

Steve: There's no going back. 

Tony: STEVE, NOOOOO 

Bruce: NOT THE MEMES 

Steve: All the memes 

-Steve has sent a picture- 

Steve: Look, a rare pepe. 

Tony: NOOOOOOOOOOOO 

-Steve has sent a picture- 

-Steve has sent a picture- 

-Steve has sent a picture- 

-Steve has sent a picture- 

-Steve has sent a picture- 

Tony: GOODBYE, WORLD! 

Tony: I MUST DO THIS FOR THE GOOD OF THE WORLD 

-The chat has been closed-

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