Tony: GUYS, I HAVE NEWS
Tony: IT'S HUGE
Tony: THE BIGGEST NEWS I'VE EVER HEARD OF
Tony: LIKE, EVER
Natasha: Tony, I doubt that.
Bruce: I'm trying to work here.
Tony: I'M NOT KIDDING!
Steve: No.
Tony: IT'S ABOUT STEVE
Steve: No it isn't.
Clint: Well, that's suspicious.
Steve: Hover Pants, Birdbrain, be quiet.
Clint: Those nicknames really don't work.
Steve: But they fit so well.
Clint: You nicknamed me 'Birdbrain', moron. Did you expect me to be happy about that?
Steve: You could at least thank me.
Clint: Thank you?! Are you kidding me?
Steve: Go back to your nest. This group text needs to be closed.
Tony: NEVERRRRRRRR
Steve: TONY SHUT UP OR I WILL TAKE MY SHIELD
Tony: Please don't finish that sentence.
Steve: If you keep on talking, then I will not only finish the sentence, I will make sure that it comes true.
Tony: No, you won't.
Steve: Don't risk it.
Natasha: Well now I have to know. What is it, Tony?
Steve: TONY DON'T YOU FREAKING DARE
Tony: STEVE'S DATING SOMEONE
Steve: TONY WHY
Natasha: OHMYGODSLAKUSDLKHJ
Clint: Is this a joke
Bruce: WHAT???!!!!!!
Natasha: HOW
Natasha: HE
Natasha: WHAT
Natasha: AS;LDKFJLUIERFJK SDLK;JF A;L
Tony: I KNOW RIGHT
Bruce: When did this happen??!!
Clint: I think this is a joke
Natasha: STEVE HAS A GIRLFRIEND?!!!
Tony: I THINK SO I SAW THEM TOGETHER
Clint: This is a joke
Steve: TONY I AM GOING TO KILL YOU
Tony: I DON'T CARE, YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
Steve: Believe what you will.
Tony: I SAW YOU HUGGING AND YOU KISSED HER ON THE CHEEK
Steve: Like I said, believe what you want to believe...
Clint: Haha this joke is so funny
Natasha: I SHIP ITTTTTTTTT
Tony: STOP DENYING THIS
Steve: I never denied it.
Tony: WELL THEN WHAT THE HECK DID YOU MEAN?
Steve: IT'S JUST A CRUSH OK
Natasha: OHMYGOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
Steve: THEY ACTUALLY ACCEPTED THAT I'M LIKE 93
Tony: OH MY GOSH WHAT'S HER NAME
Steve: Erm
Tony: C'MON, JUST TELL US
Bruce: Yeah, we already know.
Tony: Fine, I'll send the picture that I took.
Steve: NONONONONODON'TPLEASE
Natasha: SEND ITTTTTT
-Tony has sent a picture-
Clint: Jokes
Natasha: EVIDENCE
Steve: Please take that down
Bruce: Aww, you're blushing.
Steve: How do you even know that?!
Bruce: Revenge
Steve: OH JEEZ YOU'RE RIGHT BEHIND ME
Bruce: Revenge
Natasha: Wait there's something wrong with that picture...
Clint: Funny funny joke joke
Natasha: No, who is that?
Natasha: They look... well, a bit weird?
Tony: Hey, he finally found a girlfriend. Don't judge.
Natasha: No, that's not what... I mean, that doesn't even look like...
Natasha: HOLY [ CENSORED ] SHIT
Steve: Oh no
Steve: Time for me to move far, far, away.
Tony: What is it?
Bruce: Yeah, what is it?
Clint: This is totally a joke
Natasha: THAT'S A GUY
Tony: WHAT THE HECK OH MY GOD
Clint: Jokes
Bruce: I was NOT expecting that
Natasha: But... Peggy!
Steve: IT'S 2015 IT'S PERFECTLY FINE TO LIKE GIRLS AND GUYS
Clint: Why are you guys still joking
Tony: I REALLY DIDN'T EXPECT THAT BUT NEW OTP GUYS ARE YOU WITH ME
Steve: Goodbye I'm going to go move to a different country again
Steve: Or close the group chat, whichever comes first
Tony: I'm going to go talk to him
Bruce: No showing the world that picture
Tony: Awww
Natasha: Tony they may be adorable together but no
Tony: BUT THEY'RE SUCH A CUTE COUPLE
Natasha: I KNOW BUT THE ENTIRE WORLD DOESN'T NEED TO KNOW
Bruce: I want to find out who it is.
Natasha: Yeah same.
-Natasha has left the chat-
-Tony has left the chat-
-Bruce has left the chat-
Clint: Wait
Clint: OMG YOU WEREN'T ACTUALLY KIDDING
Honestly I don't know why I did this but
He was single
And
Ships
And don't ask me who his boyfriend is because honestly right now I don't know
Hush
Just ship it
You're welcome
I need sleep
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Avengers Texts
FanfictionSteve the Frisbee Grandpa, Tony the Internet Troll, Mom Natasha, Caps Lock Army Thor, and much more Here is yet another Avengers Texts, so you can find out how completely irresponsible they all are in their spare time. (I wrote this so long ago an...
