Pick Up Lines✔️

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I wanna floss with your pubic hair.

I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.

Hi, do you speak English? (yes.) Oh, me too.

Hi, I have big feet.

Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?

Hey baby, as long as I have a face, you'll have a place to sit.

Hey baby... you got any diseases? Want some?

Find a girl at the bar, walk over to her, and say "you put the 'hot ass' in my shot glass.

Girl you're like a car accident, cause I just can't look away.

Do you mind if I hang out here until it's safe back where I farted?