Pizza Problems

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A/N: We've only mentioned pizza in a few of these. But on the older ones, pizza was every where. Pizza. WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO PIZZA?

Chica: I'M FINALLY DONE

Freddy: YOU FINALLY FOUND A LIFE HIDDEN UNDER THE DEEP DARK WORLD OF YOUR MOLDY SPEAKER

Chica: YUP

Bonnie: None of us needed to know that

Chica: YUP I MENT YUP

Flash: That doesn't make sense

Chica: YUP KEEPS AUTOCORRECTING TO YUP

Flash: What?

Chica: WELL, I MADE PIZZA

Flash: Does it taste bad? Or...

Chica: YUP

Freddy: THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR HACKING MY ICLOUD

Chica: YOU HACKED MY ICLOUD?

Freddy: NO, I HAD TO RESTART YOUR PHONE, FIGURE OUT YOUR EMAIL, THEN I HACKED YOUR ICLOUD. AND THAT'S HOW I GOT INTO THE DEEP DARK REALMS OF AUTOCORRECTION :3

Chica: YOU SHOULDN'T TREAT CHICKENS LIKE THIS

Freddy: TOO BAD

Chica: I'LL THROW MY PIZZA AT YOU

Freddy: LEAVE ME ALONE

Chica: LEAVE MY ICLOUD ALONE

Freddy: HEY LOOK

Chica: WHAT -_-

Freddy: YOUR SEARCH HISTORY

Chica: WELL AT LEAST I DIDN'T LOOK UP

Foxy: Don't say it...

Freddy: WTF IS THIS

Chica: MUAHAHAHAH

Freddy: 1. Pizza 2. Pizza recipes 3. How to ditch your family 4. How to run away from a diner 5. How to get Freddy Fazbear to shutup 6. How to break an animatronic's speaker

Chica: THAT'S ALL FOR YOU FREDFACE

Freddy: YOU HAVE PIZZA PROBLEMS

Chica: YOU HAVE

Freddy: I HAVE WHAT CHICA?

Chica: UM

Flash: A crappy social life, now hurry up. I WANT PIZZA TOO!

A/N: People, we're at 1k likes! I seriously couldn't thank you all enough! I'm going through possibly the hardest part of life right now, and I seriously just want to crawl in an effing hole and never come out xD But you guys make me so happy! And when I read your comments, I laugh so hard I swear fricking Scott can hear it.

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