Christmas Present xD

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Flash: Chica

Chica: Yesh?

Flash: What the heck is that?

Chica: It's Freddy's Christmas present to me :3

Flash: That's-

Chica: I know, it's amazing

Flash: He got you a plastic piece of pizza

Chica: Yup :3

Flash: And you ate part of it

Chica: Wasn't that the whole point?

Flash: IT'S PLASTIC

Foxy: You don't eat plastic, lass

Chica: YOU DON'T EAT CHILDREN, FOXY

Foxy: ARGH, WE HAVE NO REAL EVIDENCE THAT IT WAS ME. IT COULD BE THE FAN! FOR LIVING FAZBEARS, JUST DROP THE SUBJECT, LASS

Flash: Ooh, someone's mad. No?

Foxy: YOU TOO, LASS

Flash: NO CHRISTMAS PRESENT FOR YOU

Foxy: YOU GOT ME A PRESENT?

Flash: It's a late one, but I thought you'd like it. BUT NOW YOU AIN'T GONNA GET CRAP

Freddy: BAAHAHAH HE GET'S COAL

Flash: Freddy

Freddy: YESH? o3o

Flash: I will take back your present and get you coal, cause I'm just that nice.

Freddy: NO, MY LIFE SUPPLY OF JELLY BEANS

Bonnie: JELLY BEANS AOFNSOND

Freddy: BOI TOUCH MY JELLY BEANS I'MMA SLAP YOU

Bonnie: I WANT A JELLY BEAN

Flash: Calm yourself child, I'll get you candy tomorrow.

Freddy: SHUTUP

- |Freddy has left the server

Flash: Why is he so weird?

Foxy: IDK, ASK HIS MOM

Flash: His mom?

Foxy: YES, LASS. HIS MOM

Flash: She's probably dead, but okay...

Bonnie: WHAT DO I GET FOR CHRISTMAS?

Flash: WTF I'M NOT TELLING YOU, I THOUGHT YOU ALREADY OPENED IT

Bonnie: I was supposed to open it?

Flash: Yesterday morning you were supposed to open it

Foxy: Yup

Flash: Foxy, did you open your ORIGINAL present yet?

Foxy: YUP! IT WAS A NEW SHINY HOOK, AND I ALMOST ACCIDENTALLY HIT CHICA

Flash: "accidentally"

Foxy: OKAY NEVER MIND MAYBE IT WAS OM PURPOSE

Chica: HEY

Bonnie: HEY, WHERE MAH BÆS AT? Omg you like that song too? I thought I was the only one!

Flash: Wow, Bonnie. Just wow.

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