Thor: I HAVE MADE A DISCOVERY
Natasha: This happens daily.
Thor: THIS TIME, 'TIS MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN POPTARTS
Natasha: What did you 'discover' this time, a spatula?
Thor: I HAVE DISCOVERED... A GAME!
Natasha: Oh jeez.
Clint: I sense a bad ending here.
Bruce: What game did you discover, Thor?
Natasha: You're so nice to the poor child.
Bruce: He needs gentle guidance in the world.
Thor: IT IS CALLED "JUST DANCE"
Natasha: WAIT WHAT
Bruce: Um...
Clint: Oh no.
Natasha: How did you even find that?
Thor: STEVE GAVE IT TO ME!
Clint: Why the Hell would Steve give Thor Just Dance?
Bruce: More importantly, how would Steve know what Just Dance even WAS?
Natasha: Where IS Steve?
Bruce: On a date with his boyfriend.
Natasha: OTP
Clint: AWWWWWWWWW
Thor: HE GAVE ME THE GAME SO I WOULD NOT TELL YOU ABOUT HIS BOYFRIEND
Natasha: Wait.
Natasha: DID YOU SEE HIS BOYFRIEND?!
Thor: UM...
Bruce: Nice going, Thor.
Clint: WHAT DID HE LOOK LIKE
Natasha: WHO WAS HE
Clint: TELL US
Thor: I DON'T KNOW. STEVE TOLD ME THAT I AM NOT SUPPOSED KNOW NOTHING ABOUT HIM ANY MORE.
Natasha: Smooth.
Clint: Come on, Thor. Are you seriously going to not tell us anything just because Steve gave you a game?
Thor: YES.
Natasha: This is going nowhere.
Bruce: Don't get too close to him. He might throw a hammer at you.
Natasha: Hush.
Bruce: :(
Natasha: I'M SORRY BAE
Bruce: Not this again
Natasha: BAAAAAAAAE
Clint: No.
Natasha: TWEET TWEET CAW CHIRP
-Tony has sent a picture-
Natasha: OH MY GOSH
Natasha: IT'S
Natasha: IT'S STEVE'S BOYFRIEND
Natasha: HOW DID YOU GET THIS PICTURE
Tony: From a hidden camera please don't kill me
Natasha: Why would I kill you?
Tony: Don't hurt me your majesty
Bruce: Um... I just found Tony under a couch, cowering. What happened...?
Bruce: Natasha...
Bruce: What did you do...
Clint: DOES THAT REALLY MATTER RIGHT NOW
Natasha: STEVE'S BOYFRIEND
Bruce: WOAH
Thor: I DID NOTHING
Thor: I AM INNOCENT, OH CAPTAIN OF AMERICA
Thor: BLAME THE MAN OF IRON
Thor: ...
Thor: IF YOU GIVE ME ANOTHER GAME I WILL HELP YOU SMITE HIM
Bruce: Wait a second, guys. Isn't that that guy who I see working at Target all the time?
Natasha: IT IS
Clint: Tell me his name is not Alex.
Natasha: Clint no.
Bruce: Guys, something just occurred to me.
Bruce: Steve is going to be extremely ticked off.
Clint: ...
Clint: Well drat.
Natasha: I DON'T CARE
Natasha: STEVE IS DATING A GUY WHO WORKS AT TARGET
Natasha: WE WILL NOW HACK EVERY TARGET STORE THAT HAS EVER EXISTED AND FIND OUT HIS IDENTITY
Natasha: THEN WE WILL AVOID GETTING ARRESTED FOR HACKING INTO THE TARGET STORES
Natasha: THEN WE SHALL THROW AN OTP PARTY
Bruce: Natasha, why are you talking like Thor?
Natasha: OTP
Bruce: Natasha, calm down.
Natasha: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Clint: Oh jeez.
-Natasha has left the chat-
Clint: Where did she go?
Clint: Oh no.
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