[CMPL8] BTS Random Scenarios 2

BTS Couples as Married

NAMJIN:

Namjoon: *breaks the plate while he's washing the dishes* Oops. -_-

Jin: *about to rant* NAMJOON! HoW MAnY TIMEs Do I Hve To TELl YOu NOt to----

Namjoon: WAIT Honey...Honey...SHhh shhhhh... 

Jin: DONT YOU SSSHHHHH ME WHILE I'M TALKING!?

Namjoon: READER DIGEST SAID.. THE MORE YOU GET ALWAYS ANGRY, THE MORE YOU GET UGLIER! So please, calm down, and let me do the dishes, my hands just got slippery....

Jin: *slowly calmed down while tapping his face* Re---really? Will I get----ug--uglier if I---

Namjoon: Yes. So. Calm down and drink your tea okay? I love you.

Jin: I----I need you put my facial mask on... You got me stressed again......I love you too.
*walks away*

VHOPE:

V: Hobi.. I need a puppy. Please. Please. Let's have a puppy here in our house. Please.
*does aegyo*

JHope: Huh? No.....AH pony will do...

*does aegyo too*

V: Pony? But We can train a puppy right?
*does more face punching aegyo*

JHope: Why? We can ride a pony when t grow to a horse?
*does more face-kicking aegyo*

V: *done* Ugh... Why can't we just agree on to one thing. Ugh..
*storms off mad*

Jhope: My Taehyung Mad??
*follows Taehyung in his room*

V: *crosses his arms while turning his back to Hobi*
HOBI dont want Tae to have puppy here. So selfish.
*pouts*
We can't agree on a single thing! Can we? :'(

Jhope: *backs hug V*
Why? Why do we have to raise a puppy or a pony, when we can have a baby and raise a Familyeu?

JIKOOK:

Jungkook: *smiles sweetly to Jimin*

Jimin: *lip bites* Hi Baby...

Jungkook: *snuggle next to Jimin* Baby... I wanna tell you something..

Jimin: Hmmm? What is it babe?

Jungkook: Don't you know how you were really getting bloomer every single day? Like Ugliness does not exist in your world. And I'm so lucky that I made you to be my Better Half. I love you.

Jimin: Awwww... Kookie.. ♥

Jungkook: I love you.

Jimin: Baby... I love you too.

Jungkook: . . .

Jimin: . . . .

Jungkook: . . . .

Jimin: You just want me to make a sandwich right?

Jungkook: Please? ^_^

Jimin: You motherfucker!

Meanwhile, Suga:

*rewatching all his wedding videos of his divorced / passed marriages*

NamGi Wedding:

"Meh.... Too destructive. Even destroys my life. Fucker. Lucky for him somebody see him as better man. Pfsh.."

TaeGi Wedding:
"Too immature...All he cares is a fucking puppy. I rather have someone who's mature like me. No swaeg."

YoonMin Wedding:
*rolls tears*
"You're almost perfect, but you picked your ex more than me. If I should've known, I was just taken for---"
*wipes tears*
*mans up*
"Ehhhhh fuck this shit..."
*throws remote to the TV*

"WHO CARES! BEING SINGLE IS SWAEG! I'm a walking temptation motherfuckers.."
*drops to bed and hugs his neck pillow*