Purple Guy: WHY!?
Bonnie: Why what?
Purple Guy: WHY DO YOU GUYS KEEP CALLING ME A GRAPE?
Bonnie: Because you're purple and pointless
Chica: Bon, you're purple too
Bonnie: NO, I'M BONNIE
Chica: But you're purple
Bonnie: BISH MAH NAME AIN'T PURPLE
Chica: I MEANT YOUR COLOR, MORON
Bonnie: WELL VINCENT'S PURPLE TOO
Purple Guy: I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW, I AM TOTALLY SLAYING WHEN I'M PURPLE
Bonnie: SLAYING WHAT? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE?
Purple Guy: FLASH, WHERE'S THE SHOVEL!?
Flash: Can't you see I'm in the middle of watching NinjaGo?
Purple Guy: IDC, WHERE THE HECK IS THE SHOVEL?
Flash: HOLD ON, THIS IS WHERE IT ALL ENDS
Purple Guy: KAI CAN WAIT
Flash: IF YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT KAI WE CAN BRING THIS ALL THE WAY TO FREDDY FAZBEAR'S PARKING LOT
Purple Guy: FINE, LETS GO, SWEETHEART
Flash: K, just let me finish this episode you stupid grape
Freddy: That was an insult to grapes
Flash: And you're an insult to bears
Freddy: -3-
Purple Guy: I'LL UNPLUG THE WIFI, NO NETFLIX FOR YOU
Flash: THAT'S IT, I'M DONE.
Purple Guy: SO YOU'RE FINALLY COMING TO FACE ME!?
Flash: No, I'm done with dealing with all these nindroids
Vincent: Oh, same
Flash: Now shush you stupid grape
YOU ARE READING
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RandomHEADS UP: I started this story when I was young, so there are multiple grammar and spelling mistakes that I am completely aware of but haven't gone back in to fix. Basically all of the chapters, except for the last few, were written when I was young...
