Part 28: I Tried To Name This But It's Really Just Complete Chaos, So... Yeah.

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Natasha: STEVE WE KNOW WHO YOUR BOYFRIEND IS 

Steve: ?! 

Steve: THOR!!!!!!!!!!! 

Thor: DO NOT KILL ME, PLEASE 

Steve: I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL ANYONE 

Steve: SERIOUSLY 

Steve: I BRIBED YOU 

Thor: CAPTAIN OF AMERICA, THIS DEED WAS NOT DONE BY ME 

Thor: I AM HONORABLE 

Steve: THEN WHO TOLD THEM 

Natasha: It wasn't his fault, in all fairness 

Steve: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED 

Clint: The baby is bad at keeping secrets. 

Thor: I WILL SMITE THEE 

Steve: THOR WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME 

Steve: I'M SO TIRED OF MOVING TO DIFFERENT COUNTRIES 

Natasha: You don't have to move. 

Natasha: ... You just have to let us meet your boyfriend. 

Natasha: Because otherwise we'll chase you down with machine guns and you'll have to find a country that we don't know about, because we WILL find you. 

Steve: You're a pest. 

Natasha: LANGUAGE 

Steve: OH DEAR GOD 

Tony: Hey guys, guess what? 

Bruce: What is it? 

Tony: I found his boyfriend 

Natasha: WHAT 

Clint: WHAT 

Bruce: WHAT 

Thor: WHAT 

Steve: WHAT THE HECK

Natasha: BOYFRIEND

Steve: SHUT UP 

Natasha: I REFUSE 

Steve: GO MOVE TO AUSTRALIA 

Natasha: WHY AUSTRALIA 

Steve: I HOPE A KANGAROO POOPS ON YOUR HAIR 

Natasha: STEVE WHAT THE HELL KIND OF INSULT IS THAT 

Steve: YOUR HAIR WOULDN'T BE SO PRETTY THEN, WOULD IT?! 

Natasha: DO NOT INSULT MY HAIR, PEASANT!!!!! 

Clint: FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT 

Bruce: Hey, woah, calm down, you guys. 

Thor: THE INSULTS HAVE BEEN THROWN 

Tony: IS EVERYBODY JUST GOING TO IGNORE THE FACT THAT I AM HIDING IN THE RAFTERS OF A TARGET STORE AND SPYING ON STEVE'S BOYFRIEND 

Tony: WHO, BY THE WAY, IS NAMED JULIAN 

Natasha: DO WE KNOW HIM 

Tony: NO IT'S JUST A RANDOM GUY FROM TARGET 

Clint: Wait, so Iron Man is just casually hiding in the rafters of Target 

Tony: THAT'S NOT THE POINT, BIRDBRAIN 

Steve: LEAVE JULIAN ALONE 

Natasha: SO HIS NAME IS JULIAN 

Thor: I DID NOTHING 

Bruce: Wait, does Target even have rafters? 

Steve: JUST LEAVE ME AND MY BOYFRIEND ALONE 

Clint: You can't tell me what to do, Mr. Fancy Pants. 

Tony: GO BACK TO YOUR NEST 

Thor: DOES ANYBODY WISH TO PLAY JUST DANCE? 

Bruce: Is nobody going to answer me about the rafters? 

Tony: I MADE RAFTERS 

Natasha: HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN DATING 

Bruce: You just casually installed rafters into a Target store? How...? 

Clint: I DO WHAT I WANNA 

Steve: LIKE I'D TELL YOU ANYTHING 

Thor: I WISH TO KNOW THE INFORMATION 

Natasha: CLINT DO YOU ACTUALLY HAVE A NEST 

Tony: I BOUGHT THE ENTIRE STORE LAST NIGHT 

Clint: Yes, it's very pretty. 

Steve: AAAAAAAAAAAH 

Bruce: You bought the entire story just so you could spy on Steve's boyfriend? 

Thor: JUST DANCE TIS THE BEST OF GAMES! 

Steve: THE FLOOR JUST CAVED IN 

Bruce: Tony you can't do that. 

Natasha: THOOOOR 

Clint: I have, like, a TV and everything inside of it. 

Tony: GUYS HE JUST HELPED SOMEBODY BUY A PACKAGE OF FLOUR 

Steve: GUYS DOES NOBODY JUST CARE THAT THOR JUST DESTROYED AN ENTIRE FLOOR OF THIS PLACE 

Natasha: Oooh, a TV? 

Bruce: What does flour have to do with anything? 

Pepper: WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING RIGHT NOW 

Tony: WHERE DID YOU COME FROM 

Maria: MY PHONE IS EXPLODING 

Clint: WE'RE UNDER ATTACK 

Steve: NOBODY CARES IF MY BOYFRIEND IS HELPING SOMEBODY BUY A PACKAGE OF FLOUR THAT'S HIS JOB 

Pepper: Wait what 

Maria: Tell me I'm not the only confused person here. 

Steve: GO BACK TO YOUR JOBS 

Thor: I SINCERELY APOLOGIZE FOR DESTROYING SEVERAL FLOORS 

Natasha: STEVE THIS IS YOUR FAULT 

Steve: MY fault?! 

Bruce: Why is Thor screaming... again... 

Clint: I think that he broke the ceiling and fell into Fury's office... 

Tony: Oh no. 

Steve: IS IT POSSIBLE TO MOVE TO THE MOON 

Fury: YOU ARE ALL GROUNDED YOU LITTLE [   CENSORED   ]

Tony: Wait what 

-Fury has closed the chat-



I just really love it when these just descend into confusion and panic. It's so fun. 


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