Bonnie: I JUST STEPPED IN GUM, PEOPLE
Chica: No one cares, I'm clearly trying to play Flappy Bird.
Bonnie: SOME STUPID KID LEFT IT HERE AND ITS STICKY
Chica: SHUTUP, YOU'RE RUINING MY SCORE
Bonnie: NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID SCORE
Chica: I DO, AND YOU'RE MURDERING IT LIKE FLASH'S SHOVEL
Freddy: Dang, this is getting serious
Chica: NOW! HUSH. YOUR. SPEAKER.
Bonnie: HUSH YOUR
Foxy: You all sound like an old married couple, calm down.
Bonnie: YOU TREAT A STUPID SCORE LIKE IT ACTUALLY HAS FEELINGS
Chica: WELL MAYBE IT DOES
Freddy: Welcome to How to be a Physco Pt.1
Bonnie: WHAT THE HECK?
Chica: SHUTUP, BON
Bonnie: YOU!
Freddy: And here we examine the original bunny and duck claw at each others faces
Foxy: Isn't she a chicken?
Freddy: Hush child, no side bars
- |Flash has joined the server
Flash: I BOUGHT FOOOOOOOOOD
Freddy: No side bars
Flash: Woah... Freddy's not using caps... IS HE OKAY?
Foxy: I believe he's trying to be a narrator or something...
Bonnie: WELL, CHICA. YOU CAN GO FROLIC IN THE FEILDS WITH YOUR STUPID DUCK GAME
Chica: STUPID!?
Freddy: Watch as they fight over pointless subjects
Flash: Well, Freddy's lost it
Freddy: No, I'm pursuing my dream as a narrator
Flash: Yup, he's definitely lost it
Chica: I'LL SHOW YOU STUPID
Bonnie: SO WILL I *sends picture of Chica*
Flash: #GetRektByABunny
Chica: WHAT THE FAZBEAR, BONNIE!?
Bonnie: YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA SHOW ME SOMETHING STUPID, SO I SENT A PICTURE OF STUPID
Chica: I AM PROUD OF MY STUPIDITY (I can relate to Chica on so many levels rn...)
Bonnie: WELL YOU CAN GO WHAT THE FAZBEAR ALL THE WAY TO THE CLOSET, GOOD BYE!
Freddy: Slowly watch, as the angered bunny dashes to the place he calls home.
Flash: He's going into the bathroom
Freddy: No sidebars
YOU ARE READING
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RandomHEADS UP: I started this story when I was young, so there are multiple grammar and spelling mistakes that I am completely aware of but haven't gone back in to fix. Basically all of the chapters, except for the last few, were written when I was young...
