*realizes its Phil's birthday*
Me: Oh my god its happening it's happening stay calm everybody stay calm
Friends: What's the procedure?
Me: STAY FUCKING CALM!
(A/N): MY CHILD IS NOW 29 YEARS OLD AND IM REALLY EMOTIONAL DONT TOUCH ME
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Dan And Phil Jokes
RandomDan and Phil are my children. [Property of Previous Owner: Cecilia] [Credit to Tumblr]