A/N: HEY GUYS :3 Before I start, I just wanted to apologize for not replying to your comments, I try to reply to all, but for some odd reason school just decided ma to butt in and ruin everything... that's why I haven't been updating as much as I used to :(
Chica: WHY
Chica: WHY DID YOU DO THAT
Chica: WHY
Bonnie: Why not?
Chica: IT WAS A PERFECTLY GOOD PIECE OF PIZZA AND YOU JUST THREW IT AWAY LIKE IT HAD NO FEELINGS
Bonnie: It's not a living creature
Chica: YOU'RE LIVING AND YOU'RE SOME TYPE OF MYSTERIOUS CREATURE
Bonnie: Where did that even come from?
Chica: I DON'T KNOW
Bonni: Oh well, I don't really think one piece of pizza is that big of a deal
Chica: IT'S BIGGER THAN A BIG DEAL
Bonnie: It's pizza, dude. Get over it
Chica: YOU EXPECT ME TO JUST "GET OVER IT"
Bonnie: Well, yeah
Chica: HOW. DARE. THE.
Bonnie: When your duck friend becomes Shakespeare
Chica: YOU COULD HAVE AT LEAST SAVED THE SAUCE
Bonnie: Did you expect me to just scrape off the sauce with a fork or something?
Chica: NO BONNIE THAT'S STUPID
Bonnie: Okay good lol, I was about to say
Chica: EVERYBODY KNOWS TO PROPERLY TAKE SAUCE OFF OF PIZZA, YOU OBVIOUSLY USE A BUTTER KNIFE
Bonnie: That's some duck logic right there
Chica: I'M GONNA HIT YOU
Bonnie: Do it
Chica: -_-
Bonnie: TO SQUARE!?
Chica: I AIN'T NO SQUARE
Bonnie: To... triangle?
Chica: -3-
Bonnie: Get it? Because most pizzas are triangles?
Chica: YES BONNIE I GET IT, THAT WAS THE CHEESIEST JOKE IN THE WORLD
Bonnie: I get it, cheesy because it was pizza
Chica: BONNIE OH MY GOODNESS
Bonnie: Can you please rant about your pizza problems to Freddy?
Chica: NEVER
Bonnie: Well why not?
Chica: BECAUSE HE TOLD ME THE NEXT TIME I RANT ABOUT PIZZA HE'D BAN PIZZA FROM THE DINER
Bonnie: ...
Bonnie: Go scream at Flash
Chica: GOOD IDEA
YOU ARE READING
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RandomHEADS UP: I started this story when I was young, so there are multiple grammar and spelling mistakes that I am completely aware of but haven't gone back in to fix. Basically all of the chapters, except for the last few, were written when I was young...
