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Today, 07:00AM
UNKNOWN NUMBER
Hi! Good morning! :)
ME
I thought I already told you
not to text me?!
UNKNOWN NUMBER
What are you so mad about?
Did I even do anything wrong
that made you mad? 🥺
ME
Because you irritate me!!! 😡
UNKNOWN NUMBER
That's not a very nice thing to say. 😒
ME
GO AWAY!
UNKNOWN NUMBER
NO WAY! 😂
ME
Scum!
UNKNOWN NUMBER
Why thank you very much for the
compliment, grumpy woman.
ME
i'm a boy, not a girl.
UNKNOWN NUMBER
you doesn't sound like a boy.
u sounded like a girl.
ME
Seriously?
UNKNOWN NUMBER
No kidding, cupcake.
ME
Don't call me that!
UNKNOWN NUMBER
You sure you're a guy? 'coz you doesn't sound one.
You sound more like a girl. You know, the one with a
microphone-mouth. MICROMOUTH!
ME
Jeez, I get that a lot but I swear!
I'm a boy! And don't go giving
me names.
UNKNOWN NUMBER
What? It's perfectly perfect for you!
MICROMOUTH! or do you prefer
MOUTH-ROPHONE? What a choosy guy
ME
WHAT. DID. YOU. JUST. CALL ME?!
UNKNOWN NUMBER
You're definitely a girl. I'm sure.
ME
Why are you insisting that I'm a girl?!
UNKNOWN NUMBER
Well because you're a girl!
ME
I'm a boy!
What made you say that
I'm a girl?!
UNKNOWN NUMBER
Uhm, a hunch?
And can you stop overreacting? 🙄
ME
I am acting normally, thank you very much.
I just want to clarify that I'm a man, not a woman.
And if you want to have a
girl text mate, then find one!
unfortunately for you, the number
you're texting is a boy!
UNKNOWN NUMBER
Correction: numbers have no gender.
Maybe you mean, the owner
of the mobile number?
ME
Veeerrrry funny.
Stop texting me!
UNKNOWN NUMBER
NO WAY! Making you angry is
fun! Mouthrophone!
ME
Don't call me that!
I have a name!
UNKNOWN NUMBER
Then give me your name.
ME
If I give you my name, then
I'll lose my name.
UNKNOWN NUMBER
lame joke.
but I'll give
you three laughs for the effort.
HA-HA-HA
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{ end of the convo. }
