Your average convo pt 2

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Poe-
H- so what's wrong with the power converter on my X-wing, you know the one that Finn got me. Is that....
Y- ( zones out after a while, he's cute when he talks techy, you were just hungry. FOOD! Dan Howell! Phil Lester! Markimoo!)

Finn-
H- So captain Phasma was like, oh who gave you permission to take that helmet off! So I was like nah! I gonna go help out Poe Dameron, the okay looking pilot. So we get in a Tie fighter, just saying I have mad skills!
Y- your the first stormtrooper to actually hit a target, so proud.

Han-
H- so how do whales reproduce? I mean look at them? Or pinguins, I mean they are covered in fur-
Y- I am so done! Chewy! Have your boyfriend back I am turning gay for Leia!

Hux-
H- so I saw Kylo without his mask.
Y- oh must be a big step in your relationship.
H- shut up, though I must know what shampoo he uses!
Y- what?
H- yeah, you'd think with wearing that mask all day his hair would be a mess. Yet no, perfect 24/7!
Kylo- talking about me?
H- no!
Y- yes he is!

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