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TODAY, 10:00AM
UNKNOWN NUMBER
Hi!
UNKNOWN NUMBER
Hello!
UNKNOWN NUMBER
Hey there!
UNKNOWN NUMBER
Knock! Knock!
UNKNOWN NUMBER
PSSSSSSSSSSSTTT!!!
UNKNOWN NUMBER
Valentines is coming. Soooo...
who's your date?
ME
Valentines isn't in my
Calendar. What is that, anyway?
UNKNOWN NUMBER
Whoa! Bitterness overload!
You're totally a girl! Dumped by
your special someone, I see
ME
I'm a BOY! A BOY!
UNKNOWN NUMBER:
Mouthrophone!
TODAY, 10:15AM
UNKNOWN NUMBER
Ooh...no reply? Can't think
of a comeback, don't you?
ME
LEAVE ME ALONE! STOP
TEXTING ME! I already said
I don't want to be your text mate!
UNKNOWN NUMBER
Seriously? Then why do you
keep on replying?
ME
Because, you won't stop
unless I reply!
UNKNOWN NUMBER
Oh yes, you're right!
That's why whether you like it
or not, we're going to be text mate
and friends! YAY for that!
ME
Then what's the point of asking
me to be your text mate?!!
UNKNOWN NUMBER
It's 2016 and receiving text messages is a trend.
ME
So?
UNKNOWN NUMBER:
That's why you should have expected that sooner or later, you'd receive a message from an unknown number.
ME:
Jeez, you're a pain in the ass!
UNKNOWN NUMBER
Why, thank you! That's my
specialty and I'm glad it's
working!
ME
Whatever, weirdo. What are you,
anyway? A boy or a girl?
UNKNOWN NUMBER
Well that's for you to guess.
⭐ ME
Even if I answer boy or girl,
You'll just say "who knows?"
⭐ UNKNOWN NUMBER
Who KNOWS? 🤷♀️😂
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{ end of the convo }
