answers pt. 1

76.2K 2.1K 5K
                                    

hornykook aka jungkook

@rongberrie : Where do u get dem math jokes

where do u think i got it from? ;)

@potemayoo : Can I kill you with hugs

sorry but i only hug ms jung.

@-defenestration : u got those pickup lines off google amirite

no i got it from my daddy

@-frozenmyg : please teach me how to b smooth asf with those goddamn pickup lines, sen

you have to be as smooth as me then

@YouInfiresMe : Why youre so horny af

it's my nature

@YouInfiresMe : And how did a ketchup sos fell from the sky

some dumb hoe did that

@ttootoo : Damn boy what did you learn in school???

mainly math

@Daebakkaeb : where did u learn pickup lines

where do u think i learn it from ;)

@-ohnevermind : what did you see in ms jung

everything

@-ohnevermind : how do you even control yourself from pouncing on ms jung each time you see her

she would punish me if i pounce on her

@softtae : Wtf tHE FUCK ur pick up lines r bomb marry m e

sorry but my heart only has ms jung

@oceanboulevard : jUANCOCK U R LIKE 5 WHY ARE U S00 H0RNY

pardon? i'm 18.

@Taemeaway : How did your brain produce such smooth lines

i have my ways :)

@jeonceena : How many times did you get boner in a day kid

so many times that i can't count with my fingers

@ImAPotatomint : Oyy jungcock, where did you learn yor pickuplines??~

it just came naturally in my brain

@littlehyungie : Kookie since when did you start liking ms. jung? xD

since she started teaching our class and i can't help but to always look at her.

@unclifford : give me your fav pick up line

according to everyone, the most loved
pick up line was, "add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and i will multiply."

@taespresso : U HOE WHY R U SO HORNY

being horny is not a crime ;)

@taespresso : GIVE ME A PICK UP LINE FOR ME TO USE WHEN IM HOEING AROUND

you can try this – "the thought of you and i is deriving me crazy."

@-jimbles : Can I have a hug?

if you are ms jung

@-jimbles : Where'd you get those pick up lines? They're good.

from my brain ;)

@-jimbles : Why are you so horny? You're like three?

i'm not three?

math | jungkookWhere stories live. Discover now