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Today, 05:00PM
ME
Hey!
MEGAMOUTH
I'm surprised you didn't
call today. Not in mood?
ME
Well, I'm not planning to be deaf.
Why? Do you prefer me
to call?
MEGAMOUTH
DON'T YOU DARE!
ME
It makes me want to
call you more
Have you ever tried toning
down your mega-voice?
MEGAMOUTH
Have you ever tried not
being a moron?
ME
Have you ever tried
keeping yourself calm?
MEGAMOUTH
Have you ever tried
being more manly?
ME
Have you ever tried
to be more girly?
MEGAMOUTH
Have you ever tried to
stop being annoying?
ME
Have you ever tried
realizing that you're
the annoying one?
MEGAMOUTH
Have you ever tried
not being so weird?
ME
Have you ever tried
to stop being BITCHY?
MEGAPHONE
What the ?! Did you just
call me BITCHY?!! 😡
ME
Yes, yes I did.
MEGAPHONE
you sure have a foul mouth, don't you?
that's not very nice of you.
ME
Well yelling at me is not good either.
MEGAPHONE
S
o I guess we're even.
Why are you still even chatting me?
ME
'cause I' m bored, that's all.
MEGAPHONE
What am I now? Your amusement?
ME
Maybe?
MEGAPHONE
Sorry to break it with you, but I am not here to amuse you.
I'm not like monkeys or dolphins in the zoo that can amuse people 🤷♀️
ME
Aren't you one of them? 🤭
MEGAPHONE
Excuse me?
Are you trying to pick a fight?!
First, you called me megaphone.
And now, you're telling me that I am one of those animals?
ME
You need to calm down.
It's not like you're not doing it too.
MEGAPHONE
Doing the what?
ME
Insulting, what else?
You started it!
MEGAPHONE
What? I didn't!
You yelled and insulted me first, remember?
ME
Sorry about that, but I didn't know that Sophia was the one who's talking to me.
If only you weren't so messy, then Sophie wouldn't have to steal your phone and make a prank.
MEGAPHONE
What's the connect?
ME
You're missing the point, but whatever.
MEGAPHONE
Not my fault that you can't explain it really well 🤷♀️
Why are you talking to me, anyway?
ME
Didn't I just tell you that I am bored and yes, you are amusing me.
You and your temper. 😆
MEGAPHONE
It's not funny! You keep on annoying me, that's why I'm getting pissed!
ME
See? That's what I'm talking about. 🤭
MEGAPHONE
Leave me alone!
ME
Fat chance, cupcake.
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END OF THE CONVO
