8. I ish Btiful
This is dedicated to the infamous Eye-Eater for suggesting this one. Eat 'em eyes! xD
Now, what did you notice about the title of this rant? Yeah, I like to call it as a rant now.
I ish btiful.
Wait, what? What did you say? Yes! That's it! It's a damn text language! And what do I mean by text language?
Wrong spelling + Wrong language = Text language
Agree? No? Okay, maybe I was wrong there. Not all erred works are in text language anyway.
How 'bout this...
Text language + All things THAT ARE NONSENSE = You're a dumbass!
Yes, I definitely agree there!
Seriously, why would you use text language in making stories? It's definitely stupid and just plain NONSENSE.
Are you that lazy? Or you just use text language as an excuse for your poor grade in spelling?
Step up your game, brah! We may use text language in convos, but not in narrating stories!
Le example:
Hi! My name is Beatrice!!! I hve blond hair n Im very tall!! I'm soooo btiful and smart! I bet ur a dumbass! XD Do u even get my point wid dis?
Give me a break. And why the ducking hell would you put a ducking emoticon in your ducking paragraph or whatever you call that piece of shiz?
Ugh.
Dude, fix yo' self! It ain't cool!
It's okay to make mistakes. But don't you ducking dare use your text language on me! I prefer the erred one than your stupid text language! You sound like a complete airhead using it. Want me to name your story?
Okay, I'll keep your secret. For now.
Fix 'yo shiz, brah! Fix the damn thing! You don't want to sound like an illiterate person. Even my dog can spell much better than you. Believe me.
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The Clichés of Jeff the Killer Stories
Non-FictionList of the things I always see in JTK stories. Thought they're worth mentioning. Maybe you could use this as a guide, too. ~Contains words inappropriate for VERY young readers. ~Not advised for the faint of heart. ~If your story is like one of the...
