kiwi | kim taehyung

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HOEBI changed the group name to PINCHES PENDEJOS

YOU:
hobi why'd you chagne the group name

AREUM:
yeah wtf i thought our last name was perfect

HOEBI:
and that was the problem

CHAEJIN:
wth why is this group name in spanish?

HOEBI:
just because

AREUM:
so are you gonna tell us what it means or??

HOEBI:
it means "cool kids" haha :)

YOU:
oh otay otay hunty

YOU:
anyway hye yall !!!!

YOU:
what's good what's pappin

AREUM:
hi disciple how are you

YOU:
oh you know

AREUM:
no i don't know actually lmao

YOU:
....

YOU:
so have y'all ever realized penguins don't speak chinese?

CHAEJIN:
what. the. fuck.

YOU:
smh i was walkin my dog

YOU:
and bro

YOU:
like,

YOU:
i kid you not

YOU:
the fish tank broke

CHAEJIN:
taehyung are you good?

YOU:
and i was like wtf???? how am i gonna feed the dog when the cat just ran up the stairs??

HOEBI:
the riveting saga continues

YOU:
&& that's why my remote's gone right now, shit

AREUM:
that mother fucker didn't even go to mcdonalds, am i right taehyung?

YOU:
exactly!!! that's whta i'm saying ari!!!

YOU:
and they're talking bout "i'm going to go to college" bOY you can't go to college fool, the grass ain't even cut

AREUM:
smh the grass ain't even cut

YOU:
the grass ain't even cut smh

YOU:
wait guys!!! omg nooo my phone just sent the same message i just typed back to me!

KOOKACHU:
no fool you just hit send

YOU:
whY DID I HIT HER

YOU:
I PROMISED I WOULD NEVER HIT A WOMAN