kiwi | kim taehyung

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THE RISE OF TAEREUM ✨💫💸:
hoebi, kookachu, chaejin, areum

KOOKACHU:
guys i'm bored

KOOKACHU:
idk why i let you alls convince me it was a good idea to "come to class" and "get my education" and whatnot

HOEBI:
well i'm sorry for trying to be a good hyung

KOOKACHU:
ahem????

HOEBI:
what?

KOOKACHU:
where's the rest of the apology hoseok

KOOKACHU:
you promised me a burrito bowl with extra guac from chipotle if i came to class all week

KOOKACHU:
and i did

KOOKACHU:
now it's monday and it's been a week since you made that promise to me

KOOKACHU:
where's the fucking burrito bowl

HOEBI:
i went to get it today and i still have it in my locker, but i don't think you want this bowl man

KOOKACHU:
why not?

HOEBI:
i ate one and now i don't feel so good

HOEBI:
my stomach is doing me dirty rn

HOEBI:
i think this food is about to rip me a new asshole

KOOKACHU:
well.....shit

KOOKACHU:
aHAHAHAHAHA

HOEBI:
jungkook you little fuckin shit this is not the time for puns !!

KOOKACHU:
it's also not the time to be sitting at a desk when you're supposed to be sitting on the toilet

AREUM:
better hurry up before the guac starts working hobes

HOEBI:
it isn't the guac that's the problem

HOEBI:
it's thE FUCKIN SRIRACHA I PUT ON MY BURRITO

HOEBI:
THIS ROOM IS ABOUT TO BE FERTILIZED AF

YOU:
HOBI PLEASE DONT

YOU:
HORSE SHIT SMELLS TERRIBLE

HOEBI:
wow so you're still talking that bs huh

AREUM:
just go to the bathroom hobes

HOEBI:
wrong incorrect negatory false not right negative nope

AREUM:
das a lot of cinnamons

YOU:
*synonyms jfc

HOEBI:
our school's boys bathroom smells like asscrack and hot balls i ain't going in there

AREUM:
well if you don't you're gonna take the biggest L of the year and i'm gonna get it all on video

YOU:
omfg this would be just like the time in eighth grade when you peed yourself bc mr. byun didn't let you go to the bathroom and sat in the pee for an hour while the rest of the class went to recess bc you didn't want us to notice i'm truly weak

HOEBI:
but this isn't like that taehyung

HOEBI:
this is worse

AREUM:
aw come on hobi bobi, i'm sure the bathroom smells magnifiscent

HOEBI:
stfu

AREUM:
you must be having a scentsational time rn

HOEBI:
shut ur whore mouth ki areum

YOU:
today is a really smellar day for you huh kiddo?

HOEBI:
i'mma shit on you both then this won't be funny anymore

CHAEJIN:
yo we have a quiz in two days

YOU:
what?!

AREUM:
wtf stop playin

AREUM:
WTF STOP PLAYING

CHAEJIN:
mhm

CHAEJIN:
and you would have heard kang announce it just now if you weren't all so concerned with hoseok's bowel movements

CHAEJIN:
fuckin weirdos

HOEBI:
thanks chaejin noona

CHAEJIN:
don't mention it kid

CHAEJIN:
it's the least i could do when you're having such a constipated dAY AHAHAHAHAHA

HOEBI:
kool, just fuck my life then i guess

KOOKACHU:
I'M WEak

KOOKACHU:
YOU THOUGHT

KOOKACHU:
YOU THOUGHT BITCH YOU THOUGHT

CHAEJIN:
okay but all jokes aside i have to start doing well on all of kang's assessments

CHAEJIN:
his class is bringing my overall average down to a 90 and if i keep getting bad grades i'll probably get kicked off of the football team

AREUM:
must suck

YOU:
not more than you probably can ;)

AREUM:
this is why i'm only ever gonna be in a relationship with god

CHAEJIN:
alright so study group tomorrow @ my place?

CHAEJIN:
alright gr8 see you guys there :)

KOOKACHU:
pimps don't study tho

AREUM:
its a good thing you're a virgin then, huh kooks?

KOOKACHU:
......alright. see y'all there.

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