Daniel: *walks into classroom*
Ao: Awe fuck! See I thought I was going to have a happy day of school then you showed up.
Teacher: what did he do?
Ao: he's just got to exist
Teacher: (to Daniel) why would you do that?
• • •
Ben: *breathing on his food* *is high as fuck*
Jack: Bro, what are you doin'?
Ben: People say that if you blow on yo food it'll make it colder, so I'm breathing on it to make it warmer
Jack: *silently judging him*
• • •
Jack: Hey babe, how was school?
Ao: Oh, it was fine.
Jack: Why you got an attitude?
Ao: Ain't nobody got no goddamn, muthafuckin', attitude boi
Jack: You sure about that?
• • •
Ben: I'm going to stay outta drama, focus on important things-
Jeff: *barges into room* guess who got caught sucking dick in the bathroom.
Ben: *turns around hella fast* who?? *falls*
• • •
Ao: Ok is there a problem?
Daniel: No I don't want no problem.
Ao: Yea that's what I thought *walks away*
Daniel: *mumbling* yea you better walk away you little bitch as-
Ao: *pointing a microphone at him* Speak up I couldn't hear you bitch.
• • •
Kayla: Okay, now get your head in the game. You're going to go in there and tell her what you gon do.
Ao: what I'm gon do
Kayla: Now do it
Ao: Imma do it. *walks into room* Okāsan, can I hang out with Craig and Kayla?
• • •
Daniel: *breathes*
Craig: DO YOU EVER SHUT THE FUCK UP?
Xavier: What did he do?
Craig: Bitch gon breathe.
Xavier: he stay doin' some annoying shit
• • •
Ben: Let me see if you can see without yo glasses
Ao: *sighs, takes off glasses*
Ben: *holds up two fingers* How many fingers am I holding up?
Ao: two.
Ben: *moves head around with a surprised look on his face*
• • •
Jeff: aye can I get some of your chips?
Ben: no.
Jeff: remind me to never ask you for shit again. *walks off*
Ben: HEY JEFF! Don't ever ask me for shit again!
• • •
Aayyyyee 50 chapters of cruel and blue crack -w- (also thanks for 80k + reads c:)
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