"Andi" Jane sed. "Wut teh fuk."
Andi stod ther wit a sheet on her hed , tryin 2 star @ Jane confuzedly butt un4tunitly she culd not star @ anyting, as ther wuz a sheet on her hed. "Wut" she sed.
"Why teh fuk iz ther a sheet on ur hed." Jane ask.
"Iz it not obveuz" Andi replyd. "Imma fukin gost."
"I thot we all agred tht we wuld not cossply actul caracters" eri sed "bc u kno if som of us got 2 cossply main caracters n teh rest of us dint thn it wuldnt b fair"
"Fuk u guys" Andi sed. "I nevr sed I wuz nouh I jus sed I wuz a gost. I'm sur ther r som otha gosts in trc."
"lik hoo" Jane sed.
"Lik gansy @ teh end of teh ravn kin"
"FUKIN FITE ME"
"Clam down!!" sed eri, 4evr teh peecemayker. "No fiteing!! 2night we r goin 2 hav fun, eet kandy, skreem a lott, n git vry, vry, vry druk."
"Yeh gurl we r gon git so fukin druk!!!" Fox eclaymed.
"Shut teh fuk up fox ur lik 10" sed Jane.
"I'm 15????" Fox sed. "Wut teh fuk."
Jane ignor thm. "Nyway, us ADULTZ r goin 2 git soooooooooo fukin druk - evn mor druk thn usal!!"
"Yeh lik almos az druk az teh fukin ideut hoos riteing dis dummass fic" fox sed.
"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" sed ian. "Don brek teh 4th wal"
"Tel me how mah cosstum iz any worz thn evry1 els" Andi complane.
"bc" Jane sed. "we actuly put tim n thot in2 OUR cosstums. lok, eri, beth, Meryl, jay, viv, n I r fox way sychic ladys. Ian n lu r aggleeonbee boyz. N fox iz lik...a mothafuckin jient raven or som shit I don fukin kno. N u...u r a bedshet."
Andi wuz silint 4 a momint. Thn she sed "fuk u Jane" n ran off ahed of teh groop, her fukin bedshet traling in teh wind beehind her, makin her lok sspecialy gostli.
Eevantully thay cawt teh runawy andi and hoked her up 2 a leesh tht wuz tyed to lu. Thn all 10 of teh lozerz startd 2 walk down teh stret 2 teh halowen perty tht eri had promizd 2 tak thm 2. Eri wuz in fron obveuzly n fox wuz in bak bc fox wuz teh mos lozery lozer.
Beth sloed down intill she wuz eevantully nex 2 fox. "Rnt u teh 1 riteing dis fic" she wisperd.
"Yeppity yep" fox wisperd bak.
"lol ok so y did u cal urself a ideut"
"so no 1 wud suspec me lmao"
"oooooooo wayt no1 els knos ur teh 1 riteing it"
"Nopity nop"
"Oooooooooo...omg I fel lik I'm in on som big seecrit now omg."
"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
"Ok ok I won tel thm jus...lol" afer a pawse she aded "wayt r u rlly druk"
"Mayb"
"fox no"
"Wut u git druk sometimes"
"Yus butt I'm oldr thn u"
"By lik 1 yeer"
"Exaclee"
"Y shud u b alowd 2 git druk n not me"
"Bc I hav dis theery tht I m slitely mor reesponzibel thn teh blu-haird kid hoo iz curintly dresd az a jiant fukin ravn n stil stans MCR"
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squash squad → the raven cycle crack
Fanfiction\ this is really bad and was written on a dare lmao dont read it / 1ce apon a tim, ther was 10 losers who caled themselfs teh squash squad. teh squash squad iz incredbley nerdy n r obsesd wit tis dummass bok serys caled teh raven cycle. on teh halow...
