Thor: I HAVE MADE A WONDERFUL DISCOVERY
Thor: IT IS CALLED "DISNEY"
Thor: HAVE ANY OF YOU MORTAL HEARD OF THIS MAJESTIC THING
Thor: THERE ARE SO MANY LOVELY SONGS
Thor: I MUST SING
Clint: OH DEAR GOD WHAT IS THAT AWFUL NOISE
Tony: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHAT IS HAPPENING
Steve: IS SOMEBODY DYING, DOES ANYBODY NEED HELP?
Natasha: As painful as it is, it think... I think it's just Thor singing.
Clint: WHY THE HECK IS THOR SINGING AT 3 IN THE MORNING
Clint: AND WHY ARE MOST OF OUR TEXTS AT 3 IN THE MORNING
A Kitchen Chair: I think it must be because the author is practically nocturnal
Clint: That makes sense, but who the heck are you
A Kitchen Chair: KITCHEN CHAIR OUT
-A Kitchen Chair has left the chat-
Bruce: Guys, listen to the lyrics... something more sinister is at hand...
Maria: WILL ONE OF YOU MAKE THOR STOP SINGING "I'LL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU" AT FOUR IN THE MORNING
Bruce: It's three in the morning.
Maria: MY CLOCK SAYS THAT IT'S FOUR IN THE MORNING SO IT'S FOUR IN THE MORNING
Tony: 1. IT'S 3 IN THE MORNING ALL OF OUR CLOCKS SAY SO, AND 2. WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY HE'S SINGING???!!!!!!
Maria: THEN ALL OF YOUR CLOCKS ARE WRONG
Maria: AND YES HE IS SINGING "I'LL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU"
Natasha: But that's Disney
Maria: Yes, Natasha, it's Disney. NOW WILL ONE OF YOU MAKE HIM SHUT UP
Steve: I think he switched songs.
Clint: That's Let It Go.
Bruce: Yup, that's Let It Go.
Peter Parker Loves All of Uuuu: Heeeeeeeey guys
Tony: How did you get in here
Peter Parker Loves All of Uuuu: I'm smart. Duuh.
Tony: Go home, youngster.
Peter Parker Loves All of Uuuu: SHUT UP GRANDPA
Steve: SHOTS HAVE BEEN FIRE, YOU NEED TO GIT REKT, OOOOOOOH
Maria: For being shaped like a human Dorito, you can be pretty stupid at times.
Steve: How rude.
At Least I'm Not Named After Dish Soap: This looks fun
Thor: LET IT GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, LET IT GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Tony: Shut UP
Bruce: Why are there so many new people?
Peter Parker Thinks You're Mean: Because you were mean, and I'm adding a bunch of people to the group chat I so kindly hacked into
Clint: Wade this really isn't the best time
At Least I'm Not Named After Dish Soap: Okie dokie, see y'all later
At Least I'm Not Named After Dish Soap: I'm gonna go throw stuff at people
Clint: Wait no
-At Least I'm Not Named After Dish Soap has left the chat-
Clint: To late
Clint: There's not stopping him now
Thor: AND AT LAAAAAAAAAAAST I SEEEEEEEEEEEEE THE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
Maria: SOMEBODY! SHUT! HIM! UP!
Steve: Why can't you do it?
Maria: BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO
Natasha: Me neither
Maria: OK SO ONE OF YOU MACHO NACHOS GET YOUR EXTREMELY NICE BUTTS OUT THERE AND SHUT THE NEW DISNEY PRINCESS UP
Tony: BUT I DON'T WANT TOOOOOOO
Steve: It doesn't seem fun
Peter Parker Thinks You're Mean: Leave me out of this
-Peter Parker Thinks You're Mean has left the chat-
Thor: A WHOLE NEW WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD
Pepper: ALL OF YOU SHUT UP AND GO TO BED BEFORE I HIRE FOREIGN ASSASINS TO MURDER YOU ALL IN YOUR SLEEP
Steve: Sorry
Clint: Don't kill me
-Thor has left the chat-
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Natasha: I is sorry
-Natasha has left the chat-
-Maria has left that chat-
Tony: You're hot
Pepper: Go to bed
Tony: Ok
Pepper: Love you
Tony: Awwwww I love you too
Pepper: Go to sleep or I will throw a lamp at you and burn your lab
Tony: Not so awwww but I still love you and you're hot and please don't burn my lab
-Tony has left the chat-
Pepper: Good.
-Pepper has left the chat-
Steve: Sorry I forgot how to leave the chat for a minute there.
-Steve has left the chat-
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FanfictionSteve the Frisbee Grandpa, Tony the Internet Troll, Mom Natasha, Caps Lock Army Thor, and much more Here is yet another Avengers Texts, so you can find out how completely irresponsible they all are in their spare time. (I wrote this so long ago an...
