I BLAME FREDDY

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Bonnie: LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE

Chica: Bonnie's been watching to much SpongeBob

Bonnie: NAH FAM

Chica: IS THAT LITERALLY ALL YOU KNOW HOW TO SAY?

Bonnie: Lol no

Chica: You're confusing me

Flash: HELLO MORTALS

Chica: Thafugde Imma chicken

Flash: YOU DON'T KNOW THAT

Chica: But

Flash: BUTTS ARE FOR SITTING

Bonnie: I can't tell if she's in a good mood or not

Chica: Saammmeeee

Flash: I CAN'T TELL IF I'M A GOOD MOOD OR NOT EITHER

Foxy: Freddy gave her a Coke

Chica: Okay... what does that have to do with anything?

Flash: I ONLY DRANK LIKE THREE GEEZ

Foxy: ALL AT ONCE, LASS, ALL AT ONCE

Flash: There's nothing wrong with drinking three sodas at once

Chica: We should start running just about now

Bonnie: SOMEBODY UNDERSTANDS ME, POINT ON FLASH, THANK YOU

Flash: No problamo

Foxy: I BLAME FREDDY

Chica: We should put that over the sign on the door, just so parents won't get mad at us if their kids go missing. Problem solved

Foxy: That's actually not that bad of an idea, lass

Chica: My ideas are always right

Bonnie: That's what you said when you gave Freddy a hammer for Christmas

Chica: BONNIE NOBODY ASKED YOU

Bonnie: He hit a window

Chica: GET ON MY LEVEL

Bonnie: And Mike had to pay for it

Chica: WELL MIKE CAN GO EAT A TREE

Bonnie: A tree...?

Chica: GET. ON. MY. LEVEL.

Bonnie: But you're a chicken

Chica: YOU DON'T KNOW THAT

Bonnie: BUT YOU LITERALLY JUST

Freddy: Yeah guys I accidentally left like seven Cokes in the fridge

Bonnie: Freddy oh my goodness

Freddy: And I left the fridge open

Bonnie: Mother of creepypastas

Jeff: Hai dere bunny

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