"Dis iz blu's hows." Sed gansy . "wellcum , laydees n gentlmin, 2 300 fox way"
"Dats mi nam!" Fox eclaymed.
"Yes" sed gansy. He terned 2 fayc teh hows. "Folo meh." He sed. He bgan 2 wolk tward teh smol litl hows. Teh res of teh rayvn gayng n teh loozerz foloed hem.
Dey all climed up on2 teh porch. Gansy nocked on teh dor.
Teh dor wuz ansired by cala. Cala didint eveun gret dem, jus lok @ dem 4 a 2nd n den loked @ teh loozerz. "Hoo r dey" she sed, not so kindlee.
"Helo cala" sed gansy politey. "Dis iz..um" he turnt arowned 2 fayc teh loozerz. "Introdewce urselfs 2 teh kynd laydee." Dis wuz gansys powlit way of sayin he stil didint kno teh loozerz nayms.
Teh loozerz wen arowned n intwoduc demselfs.
"I m Jane"
"I m eri"
"I m Andi"
"I m beth"
"I m ian"
"I m Meryl"
"I m lu"
"I m jay"
"I m viv"
"N I m fox"
"Yeh dats hoo tey r" gansy continew 2 cala. "Dey mus speek 2 u n mowra"
Cala continewed 2 wotch teh loozerz judgmentally. "Do dey got mony."
"I hav mony" sed gansy.
Cala shruged. "I don car hoos mony it iz az lon az I git payd." She opined teh dor 4 dem all 2 cum insid.
"Wayt" fox sed b4 any1 cud mov. "We cent jus let gaysy pay 4 us"
"God damit fox don b such a adamn" Jane poynted owt.
" butt-"
"DAMIT FOX Y MUS U B SO DAM UNNOABLE"
"I-"
"M uncomforbl" sed adamn sodinlee.
"NYWAY" gansy sed n fynalee led teh way insid teh hows. Evry1 folloed.
"MOWRA" cala yeled wen tey wer all insid. "WE HAV COSTUMERS"
affer a minit mowra startd 2 cum dow teh stares. Her hare wuz wet az if she had jus taykn a showir or sumting. "I apowojiz" she sed "butt we r closed @ teh mowmet. I m afrayed u wil hav 2 cum bak anotha tim."
"Don u tink I wud hav told dem dat allredy if tey wer normul costimers" cala poynted owt. "Dese wons wer brot her by blu n her rayvn bois. So I sopose we r moraly obigayted 2 aksept tem. Un4tonitly."
Mowra side, butt not meenly, just lik she wuz tyred n didint fel lik deeling wit ppl. "OK" she sed. "Cum wit us"
Mowra bgan 2 leed tem all 2 teh rume ware teh laydees allways did ther sykick work. Mos of teh loozerz n rayvn gayng folloed clos bhynd. Beth and rownun wer teh last in teh jumbl, n ther4 teh 1s 2 discovir dat fox wuz not eksacly folloing.
Insted, fox wuz wolking arownd teh rom, 1der in ther ayes az dey wandird, staring @ everting.
"Fox" sed beth. "Wut r u doin"
"Dam" fox replyed 1derusly. "Wer her. Wer aculy her. In blu's hows."
Beth smyled. "Yep" she agred "its amayzing isint it"
"Its mor den amayzing" sed fox. "Its fukin gr8. In fac, its mor den gr8. Its gr9. Fuk. Wowza."
"O god. Not agen wit teh wowzas."
"Daaaam danyul bak @ it agen wit teh wowzas" fox mutered 2 temself.
"nO" beth deemaned. "FOX Y?? Y TEH MEMES"
Fox ignord beth. "300 fox way? Mor lik 300 fox yay"
"or 300 fox why" sed beth
Fox ignord beth agen n turnt 2 rownun. "Or in rownun's cays" tey sed, smerking. "300 fox gay"
Rownun blink(182)ed @ dem , loking unamused n slitely pised off. "I tink I hayt u"
"I git dat a lot" sed fox, not buthered. Wit dat, tey fynuly got ther shit 2gither n bgan 2 skip afer mowra n cala n teh oters. Beth n rownun folloed tem, feling jus so fuking dun with ther shit.
1ce tey wer fynuly all in teh saym rom, som of dem sat dow, butt ther wasint enuf seets 4 evry1 , so sum ppl had 2 stand up lmao sux 4 dem.
"So" mowra sed "wut can we help u wit"
"It beter b gud" cala thru in
"Cala" sed mowra "we hav litruly jus met thees ppl. Don b rood allredy. Ware r ur maners."
"Wut teh fuk iz a maner" cala sed , elagently tayking a sip of her wyne.
"Gsus crist " sed mowra "cala sumtims I jus don no wut 2 do wit u"
"I tak dat az a complamint"
"Of cores" sed mowra "dis iz y ur my bes fren"
Cala smerked.
"Nyway, wut may we do for u guise 2day" mowra repeeted herself
"Wel" sed ian "its a fukin longass stori"
"Az well az a fukin weerdass stori" lu adid.
"Inded" sed jay "hoo wans 2 tel it hahahahahahahahhh nOSE GOSE" she emeedeitly put a fingir 2 teh tip of her nos.
Evry1 els put ther fingirs 2 teh tip of ther nosis az wel, Meryl wuz teh las persin 2 git her fingir on her nos tho oops sux 4 u Meryl
"O cum on guise" Meryl sed "I ecplaned it las tim"
"Wich iz y it maks sens 4 u 2 ecplane evrytim" viv poynted owt
"U no" Meryl sed "I hayt u ppl mor den usul 2day."
"Wow" blu sed "dats somting rownun says evryday"
"Fuk off blu" sed rownun "I hayt u mor den usul 2day"
Blu helled up her arms n ayngld tem tward rownun az if 2 say u see wut teh fuk I meen
Fynuly, Meryl side. "Fyn" she sed. She faycd mowra n cala. "So her iz wut hapined."
And den she ecplaned teh fukin longass weerdass dumass stori 4 teh 2nd tim in lik les den a haf our. Wen she wuz dun, mowra n cala cunsidered teh stori . tey wer sylint 4 a bit n den fynuly mowra side.
"Wel" she sed. "I've herd weerder tings."
"We jus wan 2 no y Camila sent uz her." Meryl continewed. "Wut her motiv wuz. Y she thot it wuz a gud ideuh 2 sen uz her. We wan 2 no wut teh hel iz going on"
Teh 2 laydees cunsiderd. "OK" mowra sed. "Cum bak 2moro nite . me n cala will use sum of owr sykick magik shit 2 fine teh informayton ur loking 4. "
"Sownds lik a plan" sed Meryl
"Yez" sed lu "tank u 4 ur cunsiderayton"
"Wuz dat a fukin honger gayms refrinc" Andi asked
Lu thot abow it. "I...ges so butt I wasint bing sarcasstik"
Teh loozerz n teh rayvn gayng wen bak owtsid.
"So" sed viv "wut do we do now"
"Wel" sed gansy. "U guise ned a playc 2 spen teh nite. Wud u lik 2 stay @ our playc"
Teh loozerz all unanamusly agred on hell yes n wit dat, teh 15 of tem heded 2 monmowth manufacering.
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squash squad → the raven cycle crack
Fanfiction\ this is really bad and was written on a dare lmao dont read it / 1ce apon a tim, ther was 10 losers who caled themselfs teh squash squad. teh squash squad iz incredbley nerdy n r obsesd wit tis dummass bok serys caled teh raven cycle. on teh halow...
