It's late and I'm bored.

Corsets are glorious.

If you've never thought about getting a corset or living in medieval England, you shouldn't get one.
If you've ever wanted to dress up as a wench, or a vampiress, or a queen, or a princess, or for the Oscars, or a steampunk chick, or anything that might involve a corset, GET ONE.

while they're bloody hard to tie by yourself, the accentuated waist/boobs/hips make it worth the mild initial discomfort. Don't exercise in it or eat a ton of food. Okay actually it might be a good idea to wear a corset to eat if you want to lose weight. Then you simply can't fit more than necessary and Lo and behold, you eat smaller portions of food but it's good food that you don't need two helpings of to stay alive.

Don't know if that made sense but if not SUCK IT.

My friend Steph just told me she/he got engaged!!! I'm trying to call her him because he goes by him but in high school she was a her to me so I am making accommodations for him and doing my best. Not like it matters anyway, Steph has always been Steph to me and she always will be. Who cares what honorific I use? Not Steph 😎.

Anywho, I'm very glad for her! She met a wonderful sounding girl and I'm excited to see her settled down for good.

Short chapter, sorry chickies but my heart wasn't in this one so much. Lots on my mind.
Well I adore you all!! Love,
Momma Duck!!

Aka 👓👸🏼