Flash: SHIIIIIZZZZZZXXKDNFK
Freddy: And here we have Flash in the corner failing at Flappy Bird
Flash: MOTHER OF
Freddy: Watch as she slowly flaps the bird
Flash: IF I CLICK YOU SCREEN, THEN FLAP YOU STUPID BIRD
Freddy: As she groans in pain
Flash: EEEEHHHH
Freddy: As she slowly
Flash: DEAR GOD FREDDY SHUTUP
Freddy: And screams at an innocent bear
Flash: FIGHT ME
Freddy: Slowly... and slowly...
Flash: FREDDY YOU'RE GLITCHING MY GAME AND MADE ME FAIL
Freddy: As she fails in pain
Flash: FREDDY I'M SERIOUS
Freddy: Oh so serious
Flash: I'M COMING OVER THERE
Freddy: As she threatens a bear
Flash: -_-
Freddy: And does nothing
Freddy: The bear waits
Freddy: In silence
Freddy: But still nothing happens
Freddy: Oh
Freddy: Okay
Freddy: OKAY
Freddy: OKAY
Freddy: NEVERMIND
Freddy: FLASH I SEE YOU, I SEE YOU
Freddy: GO AWAY
Foxy: Sorry, lad :/
Freddy: WHY!?
Foxy: I gave her the shovel
Freddy: MOTHER OF FILBERTS
Foxy: What, lad?
Freddy: EEEHHH IDK
Foxy: You all need help
Freddy: YOU NEED HELP
Foxy: No, lad. You.
Freddy: FIGHT ME, FOXY
Foxy: Whatttttt?
Freddy: FRICKING RUNNING DOWN THE HALLS
Foxy: Um
Freddy: WHATCHA RUNNIN FROM?
Foxy: -3-
Freddy: YOUR IMAGINARY SOCIAL LIFE?
Foxy: Whatcha runnin from?
Freddy: EXCUSE ME?
Foxy: A TEENAGE GIRL!?
Flash: BYE FREDDY
Freddy: MOTHER OF
Foxy: Good job, lass
Flash: That was the best job ever
Foxy: Yup
Flash: NOICE
YOU ARE READING
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RandomHEADS UP: I started this story when I was young, so there are multiple grammar and spelling mistakes that I am completely aware of but haven't gone back in to fix. Basically all of the chapters, except for the last few, were written when I was young...
