Ben: bruh, look *points at Ao"
Jack: What
Ben: loook.
Jack: wh-
Ben: looooooook
Jack: ...boi you know that I can't seeeee
• • •
Ao: WHY IS YOUR REPORT CARD ON THE CEILING
Ben: you said bring my grades up..
Ao: ...
Ao: I did say that, let me see *looks at report card*
• • •
Jack: Ben, why do you smell like weed
Ben: how do you know what weed smells like Jack??
Jack: I-
Ben: EHHH! BUSTED JACK! YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR A WEEK!
• • •
Ben: Bye guys, I'm leaving!
Ellie: Is that what you're wearing?
Ben: Is that what you're wearing??
Ellie: DON'T CATCH AN ATTITUDE
Ben: well you're the one who threw it
Ellie: You know what I'm bout to beat your ass.
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Ellie: So when Ben jumps off the bridge, you're going to jump off the bridge?
Jeff: Ellie, you want me to jump off the bridge don't you?
Ellie: Mm-hm
• • •
Craig: *to Daniel* wait, are we going to pretend you're relevant or are we going to face the fact that your existence is equivalent to a grain of sand. Wh- *gasp*
• • •
Lol I think Daniel is burning rn from being roasted but honestly who gives a shit
anyways, I was wondering if you peeps would like if I made a little book thingy about my life because I just got the idea from Eternal's book
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Cruel and Blue | Crack
HumorYou know your favorite creepypasta fanfic? Well this girl just made a crack book for it Hold on tight and enjoy the ride of Cruel and Blue crack (￣▽￣) rated pg for cursing don't read if you don't like cursing & if you don't like cursing don't be...
