Q & A with Me and The COD Zombie Crews 2.0

A Memorial...

Me: *dressed in black* *sad* My little brother.....*cries*

Albert: *knocks on our door* Lindsay?

Me: *wipes my tears and looks at him*

Albert: *in a funeral suit* We're ready.

Me: *nods, before running into his arms, sobbing*

Albert: *rubs my back* It's going to be okay.

Me: How!? *cries even more*

Albert: He's in a better place, sweetie. He's now in eternal peace.

Me: I'm so upset......he's gone. *still crying, gasping for air*

Albert: *shushes me* It will be okay.

Elena and Drake: *crawl into the room, in a black dress or suit* Mommy?

Me: *looks down at them, smiling a little bit* Yes, my munchkins?

Elena and Drake: Will you be okay?

Albert: She will be, little ones. *holds my hand*

Me: *looks at him, and nods* Let's go, familia.

~At the funeral~

All the zombie crews: *dressed in black*

Also in attendance

Delilah
Evan
Natalia
Takeda
Jonathan
Erin
Lily
Hunter
(Everyone's kids:3)

Jackie: *walks to the podium, speaking into the mic* For those of you who came today, thanks. Now, we're here to remember a fellow friend. JMDL1OLeary, who was killed a few days back in a house fire.

Jessica and Misty: *wiping a few tears away*

Jackie: *looks at the white casket beside him, created in honor of Jason* I didn't get to really meet this boy, but I knew what he meant to Lindsay. *walks to the casket, and places his badge on top of it* She was told that he saved his little brother from the fire. I call that being brave. You earned this badge, Jason. *walks down, and sits down.

Jessica: *walks to the podium, looking at Jason's casket, crying* Jason was one of our friends. He had a sad life, but he acted like a great friend to us. *walks to the casket and places a red rose on top* Rest in peace, little guy. *wipes tears away, before sitting down*

Nero: *walks to the podium, looking at Jason's casket* Jason was a great guy to know. If I was real, and if my magic could, I would bring him back. *goes to the casket, and places one of his rings on top* Like the song, Abracadavre, goes, 'Death is magic. Say Abracadavre, now.' *walks down, taking his seat*

Floyd: *walks up to the podium, looking at the casket* Sacrificing your life for your younger brother? That's the toughest thing that anyone can ever do. *places his championship belt on Jason's casket* You deserve this belt. *walks down, taking his seat*

Misty: *walks up to the podium, looking at Jason's casket* I remember Jason. He was one of our great friends. He was just amazing. He was just awesome to meet. *places her hat on his casket* I'll never forget ya, Jason. *walks down, taking a seat, crying in Marlton's chest*

Marlton: *rubs Misty's back, before going up to the podium, looking at Jason's casket* I've never been to a funeral, especially when it involves a child. I'm trying to not show that I'm crying inside, because Jason was a close friend of ours. I don't believe in religions, but I...hypothesize that Jason is now free from this life. *walks to the casket and places his watch on top* Time runs out for everyone. Jason's time came to soon. *lip quivers, before returning back to normal* *takes his seat again, holding Misty*

Stu and Russman: *walk up to the podium, looking at Jason's casket*

Stu: Conspiracy! He's not dead!

Russman: Stu....

Stu: He's alive in my mind! He can't be dead! My friend can't be dead! *drops to his knees, crying*

Russman: *clears his throat, before speaking into the mic* What Stu meant to say, was Jason may be dead, but he's surely alive in our hearts. Jason, you're alive to all of us here! *walks to the casket, placing his necklace on top*

Stu: *crying still, as he walks slowly to the casket, placing a small trinket on top*

Russman: *rubs Stu's back, as they both sit back down*

Albert: *walks up to the podium* We've been through many tragedies that turned into miracles. Only this time, I damn wish that he lived. *places the golden spork on top* You were a friend til the end, Jason. *takes his seat again*

Finn: *goes to the casket, and places a Ray Gun on top* Glad you had my last name. *sniffles, before taking his seat*

Sal and Billy: *walk up and place a blundergat and a death machine on his casket*

Misty: What are y'all doing!? Those are weapons with no meaning!

Sal: They symbolize somethin' to us.

Billy: They symbolize strength and badassery. Jason was both.

Sal and Billy: *take their seats*

Tank: *walks up and places a hand on Jason's casket* Good to see ya, Jason. *places his dog tags on the casket, before taking hos seat*

Takeo: *quietly walks to Jason's casket, and places a katana on top* You were a worthy friend of ours. Honor sharr never reave you in the next rife. *bows at Jason's casket, before taking his seat again*

Nikolai: *sips his vodka, before stumbling towards the podium, looking at Jason's casket* I drink to hopefully get this tragedy off my mind....it's not working. *places a vodka bottle on top of Jason's casket* Goodbye, comrade. *takes a seat*

Richtofen: *walks to the podium, looking at Jason's casket* Jason vas a very good friend und brozher to us all. I cannot possibly believe zhat he's gone. *sighs* Zhe child...he vas too young. Too innocent. *walks to the casket, and places the Summoning Key on top* I vish I could restore him, but I cannot. Auf Wiedersehen. *takes his seat, holding Micayla and Everly close to him*

Me: *takes a deep breath, before walking up to the podium, looking at Jason's casket* I met Jason last year, through SpeedandGamertool. He told me things, that I've promised to not share, but those things were heartbreaking. I wish he had a better life, he didn't deserve anything that was thrown at him. *walks to his casket, and places a bouquet of roses on top* Have a peaceful afterlife Jason. We sure as heck will miss you. *cries a few tears* Bye, little brother.

Everyone: *bow their heads down*

Rip: Jason

Rest in peace