bob duncan can touch my PRNDL ;) bob duncan and mr moseby fanfic

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[Josh is playing with a yo-yo]

Josh: My brother, Drake, he's all about immediate gratification.

Drake: [points to the oven] There's brownies in there, and I want 'em.

Josh: Immediate gratification means when you want something, you gotta have it like right now.

Drake: I could be eating a brownie right now, if it wasn't for Josh.

Josh: See, I came up with this amazing brownie recipe when I was 9 years old.

Drake: He calls them fudgie-boos.

[Josh throws the yo-yo in the air]

Josh: I named them fudgie-boos? Come on, I was 9.

Drake: So tonight, he spends like an hour and a half mixing his brownie ingredients in a bowl.

Josh: And while I was making them, tonight, Drake's like standing over me the whole time.

Drake: He wouldn't even let me like the spoon.

Josh: And he keeps going "Let me lick the spoon, let me lick the spoon."

Drake: Just wanted the lick the spoon.

Josh: I don't want his tongue on my spoon.

Drake: [impatiently] Man, when are they gonne be ready?

Josh: [looking at his watch] They'll be ready in about... 25 more minutes. And you know what?

Drake: Okay, and you know what?

Josh: They'll be worth the wait.

Drake: [cuts off] I am not waiting. [puts an oven mitt on and gets the brownies out]

Josh: Ya see, Drake's gonna learn something tonight. He's gonna learn that some things are just worth waiting for.

Drake: [tasting the batter] Ohh. [tastes again] Oh, it's like warm brownie soup.

Josh: You realize that patience is a virtue.

Drake: My god, why didn't I do this like five minutes ago?

[a blue arrow wooshes and goes to the upstairs window, then a green arrow wooshes]

Announcer: Next chat, I'm here live at Mystic Mountain, where you can literally feel the excitement, because everyone here is buzzing about this new big, bad roller coaster called The Demonator.

Drake: Oh my god.

[Josh opens the door and has a scrapbook]

Josh: Drake, check it out.

Drake: Shh.

Josh: You know how Mindy and I always write little notes to each other in class?

Drake: Yeah, don't care.

Josh: She ceived every note that I ever wrote on and put in this scrapbook for me. See?

Drake: Yeah, yeah, nerds in love. Now sush.

Josh: You know, this is like the nicest present anyone's ever given me. You should do this act like you care.

Drake: Ugh. Dude, this is a news report about The Demonator.

Josh: [throwing the scrapbook in the air] The Demonator?! [sits on the couch next to Drake] What'd they say? What'd they say?

Drake: That it's the fastest, the scariest, most intensible, most dangerous roller coaster in the world.