Covos that are awkward, like seriously.
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(At the family reunion in my aunt's house)
Me & Dad: *goes into the living room*
Uncle: Hey, glad to see you here! *shakes hands with Dad* It's good that you also brought your wife here *looks at me*
Me: Uh... what?
Dad: Um, this is my daughter.
Uncle: ...
Me: ...
Dad: ...
Uncle: ...
Me: ...
Dad: ...
Uncle: Oh. Sorry.
Me: ...What?
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(In the shower room after P.E.)
Me: *turns to my classmate* Hey, can I borrow--
Classmate #1: *Staring at me*
Me: Uh... why are you staring?
Classmate: *Still staring* Are those real?
Me: What are you talking about?
Classmate: *Points at my chest* Your boobs. Are those real?
Me: Uh... yeah. Why?
Classmate: Can I touch them!?
Me: ...
Classmate: ...
Me: ...
Classmate: ...
Me: ...No. Go away.
Classmate: But I wanna touch it~
Me: You have your own.
Classmate: *Looks down* I... I d-don't have my own... *Cracks up, starts crying*
Me: Whoa, calm down.
Classmate: *Sobbing*
Me: Dude--
Classmate: *Bangs her head on the wall*
Me: *Facepalms*
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(In my room)
Me: I have to clean my room. Maybe I'll play music.
Me: *Gets phone and selects a song*
Me: *Gets the broom and starts sweeping*
Me: Osae kirenai shoudou, hitorijime shitainda~ itoshii kimi wa boku dake no mono ni~! *Starts swaying to the song* kimi wa nani wo ozomu~? asiaretain darou~? *Bobbing my head* Kono boku ni aisarerya shiawase-- Soudarou?*Starts dancing* Sono kuchibiru wo, imasugu ubatte ageyou ka~ Hoka no taretomo kuchidzuke dekinakunaru youni~ *Takes a deep breath*
*Singing like a boss* Saa, hayaku kotae kikasete yo ittai dare wo aishiteiru no ka~? Boku darou? *Points the broom to the left* Boku nandarou? *Points the broom to the right* Sore igai nante arienai-- *Jumping to the bed like a trampoline* Ienai riyuu demoaru nokai? Hoka no otokonoko to wo kangaeteru toka~ Masaka ne, sore wa nai darou~?*Pretending to play the broom like an electric guitar*
Itte goranyo boku wo aishiterutte~!! *Headbanging*
Cousin #2: Hey have you--
Me: *Stops*
Phone: *Still playing music*
Cousin #2: Uh, wtf are you doing?
Me: Um...
Cousin #2: I know you're crazy af, but... you're supposed to be cleaning your room.
Me: ...
Cousin #2: Anyway, have you seen the puncher?
Me: ....No.
Cousin #2: You're useless. And stop that Japanese... what is it again?
Me: It's vocaloid.
Cousin #2: Then stop that vocaloid s*** of yours.
Me: *Angry* Get outta my room, you *beep* that couldn't *beep* 'cause you're a *beep* *beep* *beep*.
Cousin #2: ...
Me: ...
Cousin #2: ...
Me: ...
Cousin #2: I'll just pretend that I don't know you. *Walks away*
Me: Noooooooo! Come back! *Sprawls on the floor* You're still young to gooooooo!
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(In the classroom)
Guy Seatmate: *Looks at me*What is it like to menstruate?
Me: *Stares at him* Dude, seriously?
Guy Seatmate: What is laboring like?
Me: ...Why are you asking me these things?
Guy Seatmate:You're a girl. You should know these things.
Me: ...
Guy Seatmate: ...
Me: ...
Guy Seatmate:...
Me: ...
Guy Seatmate: ...
Me: I'm out of here. *Moves away to another seat*
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