Assassin's Androids

Ezio - the Ladiesman Android ①

You opened it and saw the face of...

Ezio Auditore da Firenze.

Not bad. You study his face. Damm, he's cute as hell. Hold on, focus (Name). This is the Ezio Auditore, the Ladiesman of Italy. The Charmer of Ladies.

You quickly opened the box to reveal Ezio's full figure. Its the Assassin's Creed II Ezio. He has his Assassin's outfit on. You couldn't take your eyes off him because well damn, he is an Italian Stalion. A hot stalion, he is.

You decided to check on his weapon. Its all fake. Just toys. Fake weapons for its safety purpose. Even the Hidden blade. Why Ubisoft why. You mentally whined. I know its for safety purpose but why.

In the corner of your eye, you noticed that there was a piece of paper lying next to Ezio's hand - the one with the hidden blade, not the hidden gun - which you picked up and you waste no time to read it. It says :

Congratulation on your Assassin's Android. You have Ezio Auditore da Firenze to be yours fully and permantly. He will be the Ladiesman he is and if he is loyal to you, he won't go to other ladies. Trust me, he will eventually go to you.

I think you know who is Ezio is so I skipped the whole process of explaning it to you. If you don't, then check it up the wikia.

Okay, time to activate him. You need to be a brave girl and kiss him.

(Rebecca...)

[Okay, okay. Geez...]

To properly activate Ezio, just say this words; May It Never Change. Or if you are up to it, just kiss him on the cheeks. Since he is a Ladiesman, he might have his own response if you kiss him on the lips but hey, if what Rebecca says. It works.

[Thank you!]

Anyways, just do a short kiss on his cheeks and he is awake. So I bid you farewell to take care of the ladiesman.

It ends there. You flipped the page to see if there is anything useful or something nice to do. And it did.

(Shaun here, if you were cooking some Italian foods. For example, pasta. He might acitvated and goes to where you are.

Don't worry about his sudden approach but you have to worry about his flirting skills. It may hurt your heart and I can't heal a broken heart.

So, try to be observant about his approach and flirting skills.) 

Okay, that was useful and pointless. You checked the box for any other stuff. Besides his Assassin's robes. Other than the assessories you see and placed it neatly on the floor.

After you put all the things away, its time to activate Ezio. Being brave or surprise him in the kitchen? You brain made a arguement but your mind said no to the brave front because you don't have any exprience with boys. You're type of men is fictional types. At last, it made up to suprise him with pasta. Like Italy from Hetalia.

You quickly did a speed walk to your mini kitchen and try to find the ingredients to cook pasta. Spaghetti bolognese, the classic version.

You start by making the pasta from scratch. Pro or not, you have watched a few cooking shows especially MasterChef. That was your favourite cooking show but MasterChef Juniors stole your heart with the adorable kids.

Luckily, you had some leftover pasta dough. You had a friend who loves pasta so much that he always cook whenever you said the word; pasta. You knead the dough like what the chef do in the tv. You use the pasta maker to make the dough into spaghetti pasta. After that, you placed the pasta into the convenient boiled pot.

While letting it boiled, you make the pasta sauce. You took out a saucepan and add some olive oil. You fryed the onions, garlic, green pepper and red pepper. You increase the heat and add the mince meat. You stir them while adding the Oregano tomato sauce.

All of a sudden, you were hugged from behind. "What is that amazing smell, bella?" Ezio Auditore has been activated. You're face become like your tomato sauce. Ezio chuckled. "I'm guessing its pasta, no?" His accent is death to you. Like a death plague.

You sightly nodded your head, still in a blushing state. Ezio placed a gentle kiss at the back of your neck. "E-Ezio, could you help me to ch-check the pasta." You stuttered nervously. Ezio let go of your waist and did what you told him.

You taste the sauce. You smiled because it taste amazing. Ezio saw your smile, his heart was warmth by your smile.

Now the both of you are sitting perpendicular to each other, enjoying the meal you cooked. Ezio couldn't stop staring at you. His eyes was scanning your features, from your face to your hands.

"So, bella." Ezio began as he twirled his fork around the pasta. "I'm guessing you are my Maestro."

You noddedd shyly. Still red from his attractive Italian accent. "M-my name is... (Name)... N-nice to meet... y-you." You were finish with your meal but Ezio, he haven't touch his.

"Ezio?" You clipped your fingers to get his attention. "Ezio." You tried again, but you wave your hand in front of his face. You slumped in defeat. Then a lightbulb happen.

You leaned forward, a blush is visibly and you just planted a short kiss to him. You backed away and finish your drink in one gulp.

Since you are still shy, you gather your plates, fork, spoon and cup to enter the kitchen. You washed the dishes as you always do.

And again, Ezio hugged your waist. Making you blush. Again. Damn it Ezio. Stop being so attractive. You mentally scold Ezio.

He snuggle at your neck. "Why did you stop?" He mumbled. "We could continue, bella."

"U-uh, I have homework to do." You changed the topic. "A-and you must make this as your home."

Ezio's arm tighten around your waist. He gave another gentle kiss. "Anything for my bella maestro." The grip was gone as Ezio sauntered to his box and arrange them neatly.

《 Synchronization completed 》

Damn Ezio, keep it in your pants.
Maestro = Master
Bella = Beautiful

(言Д言)ノ BRITTANIA BEAM!