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danniester: i'm so bored

danniester: also did u say bye to ur mum from my side??

philgon: u r sucha dork

philgon: yes i did say goodbye to her from ur side, she said daniel is a sweet child

danniester: awwwwww

philgon: u and my mum are just flirting with each other i'm

danniester: are you jealous phillyyyyy

philgon: obviously

danniester: i was expecting you to say no and then i'd tease u and it'll be really cute but wtf ur such an asshole

philgon: oh god wtf

philgon: sometimes i forget u r an actual adult

danniester: i want to see ur face

philgon: skype?

danniester: no my laptop is dead

philgon: well then

danniester: send me a picture

philgon: what will i get in return

danniester: a kiss maybe

philgon: ARE U SERIOUS

*philgon sent a picture*

philgon: wAIT

philgon: I FORGOT U LIVE IN MANCHESTER DAMNIT

danniester: got you ;)

danniester: and you look hot af

philgon: when do i not

danniester: tru

philgon: at least send me a picture u fucking tease

danniester: what will i get

philgon: what do u want

danniester: i want a lot of things

philgon: like my dick

danniester: i was gonna say no but now u got me thinking

philgon: ur just leading me on bc ur a trash can

philgon: send me a picture already

danniester: gOD ITS SO HARD TO FLIRT WITH U, ASSHOLE

*danniester sent a picture*

danniester: HERE YOU FUCKING GO

philgon: fuck

philgon: why did you

philgon: DAN U CANT TEASE ME LIKE THAT

danniester: but what have i done, daddy

philgon: ITS NOT OK TO TAKE A PICTURE OF YOU DRESSED IN ONLY BOXERS IM

philgon: AND DID U JUST CALL ME DADDY

philgon: IM STRESSED AND BOTHERED

danniester: daddy i thoUght you liked it :(

philgon: i do like it baby boy

philgon: more than u like my dick

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apparently this is at 1k aRE YOU GUYS OK THIS IS SO SHIT WHY WOULD YOU??????