check yo self

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Daniel smiled to himself. she said yes. she is now his first fiancée

I'm sry. first?

Daniel woke up to notice Sierra wasn't next to him. He began to panic

Ever since Mya did it in Think Like a Man  its become tradition. Like cheese grating butt holes.

Sierra got out two plates and made their plates and then set down their plates on the table while Daniel poured syrup on the pancakes on their plates and then pored orange juice in the glass cups by their plates.

I'm plucking out ur hair strands one by one tonight.

"I threw up this morning from my hangover. What about you?" She asked.

"I'm not the type to throw up after hangovers. So that was you I heard throwing up this morning."

NO IT WAS ME SHITTING IN UR CATS FACE.

"She is 5'3."

Is this Ernesto? The human ruler?

"Jacob drove me to an expensive Italian place, in his all black Bugatti. Jacob had like an endless amount of money."

So he's a drug dealer with endless amount of money? Is he like El Chapos cousin?

I noticed the huge tent in his pants.

Oooh wanna go camp under it??

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⏰ Last updated: Apr 25, 2016 ⏰

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