Natasha: I want a puppy.
Tony: Oh, come on. We've been through this before.
Clint: PUPPY PUPPY PUPPY DID SOMEONE SAY PUPPY
Tony: CLINT NO
Clint: PUPPPPYYYYYYY
Tony: NO
Natasha: WHY NOT, YOU JERK
Tony: Um, Pepper would kill me.
Pepper: Stop using that excuse, Tony. I love puppies. Who doesn't love puppies?
Tony: Funny, I could have SWORN you said no dogs.
Pepper: Tony. No.
Tony: Baaaaaaabe, I was trying to make a point or something!!!
Pepper: Bad Tony. No.
Bruce: I don't think you need a pet. You have Tony, the most annoying of them all.
Tony: I AM RIGHT HERE, YOU DO REALIZE THAT
Bruce: Yes, I'm fully aware.
Tony: BETRAYAAAAAAAAAAAL
Natasha: THIS IS BESIDE THE POINT, I JUST WANT A PET
Clint: A PET YES YES YES A PET
Thor: A FRIEND FOR MY SMALL FURRY KITTEN
Steve: Didn't you already have a pet, Natasha?
Natasha: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
Steve: I'm not objecting in the slightest :) I love animals
Peter: I saw you saving a bird the other day
Natasha: Awwwww <3
Clint: WAS IT A CUTE BIRD
Steve: It was adorable <3
Bruce: Nice job
Tony: OK, CALM DOWN, SNOW WHITE. HOW DID WE EVEN GET TO THIS AGAIN?
Natasha: I COULD HAVE A SNAKE
Clint: I LIKE SNAKES
Steve: I WANT A SNEK TOO
Clint: Snek?
Steve: Yes, a smol snek.
Natasha: HOLD UP IT'S ANOTHER RED ALERT
Thor: HOW HAVE YOU LEARNED THE INTERNET?
Peter: I've been trying to teach him how to correctly use internet terms.
Clint: And it's WORKING??!!!!
Steve: CAN WE GET BACK TO THE SNEKS, PLEASE?
Bucky: id xiyeaw
Steve: What?
Tony: STOP LETTING PEOPLE INTO MY PRECIOUS CHAT
Bucky: U;n hyst trtubg ti rtow ub ainwrgubf rgR Rstg actyakkt wirjsm ij>
Steve: That's not how you use a keyboard, Bucky.
Bucky: U;N TRYING
Bruce: You're getting closer...
Wanda: I feel a bit sorry for him
Natasha: I JUST WANT A PET, OK
Tony: NOOO, THEY'LL POOP ON EVERYTHING
Steve: But cuteness :'(
Peter: Steve makes a good point.
Tony: I no longer like you.
Peter: I no longer care.
Clint: OOOOOOH SNAP
Tony: Stop being so sassy
Peter: Stop being such an idiot
Wanda: Ooooooh damn
Wanda: Someone's gonna die
Thor: NOT ME, FOR I SHALL SMITE THEM BEFORE THEY CAN KILL ME
Bruce: Thor... no...
Tony: Wait...
Tony: What's.... what's that...
Tony: That mewing sound...
Steve: Absolutely 100% nothing at all I know nothing about this what are you talking about?
Natasha: A;AKSDJF LAKSUE POIDJ LK
Clint: THEY'DRLRLEJ LKASJF GDLFVMF VSAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Tony: StEVE
Peter: CAN I HAVE ONE
Steve: Yes :)
Tony: WHAT
Tony: THE HELL
Tony: DID YOU DO
Wanda: LOOK AT ALL THE CATS
Pepper: THERE ARE SO MANY CATS I LOVE THIS
Bucky: I WANT THE LITTLE BROWN AND WHITE ONE WITH ONE OF IT'S FRONT LEGS MISSING ddf awerera
Steve: Go right ahead.
Steve: GUYS YOU CAN ADOPT THESE CATS JUST TAKE CARE OF THEM PROPERLY
Tony: WHAT HAVE YOUD FDONET LKJD AVL;SKDJF
Steve: BUT THEY WEREN'T BEING ADOPTED AND IT WASN'T A NO-KILL SHELTER
Steve: I HAD TO SAVE THEM
Tony: WHY ARE YOU SUCH OF A DAMN DISNEY PRINCESS
Maria: So let me get this straight. Did Captain America run into an animal shelter and demand to rescue roughly 50 cats?
Steve: Now that you point it out, I probably shouldn't have worn my full outfit and brought my shield
Tony: YOU DON'T SAY
Tony: A FEW CATS WOULD BE OK, BUT 50??!!
Pepper: Don't even THINK about sending them back. I've already ordered cat food and hired someone to help take care of them.
Tony: ?!!!!!
Pepper: There are now going to be... exactly 56 cats roaming around the tower. You have no say in the matter.
Natasha: I WANNA NAME SOME OF THEM
Clint: ME TOOO
Thor: THERE ARE MANY KITTENS
Bruce: THIS IS THE CUTEST THING THAT I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
Steve: THEY'RE SO FLUFFY
Tony: AAAAAAAAAAGH
Tony: Wait
Tony: Actually...
Tony: These...
Tony: MY GOD THESE ARE SO FREAKING CUTE
Tony: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Bucky: O ilow. eufgr?
Steve: I still don't understand you but there are KITTENS
I could write an entire chapter JUST describing all 56 of the cats that now roam the tower. All of them. Seriously. I am willing to do this if you want me to. I don't know why you'd want me to, but cats and kittens and cute and fluffy so why not? Comment if you want me to describe all 56 of the cats. Every. Single. One. Of. Them.
This was supposed to me more of a real chapter but then I started thinking about cats, and... it... it just sort of happened... sorry... kind of... nope. Not sorry. CATS.
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FanfictionSteve the Frisbee Grandpa, Tony the Internet Troll, Mom Natasha, Caps Lock Army Thor, and much more Here is yet another Avengers Texts, so you can find out how completely irresponsible they all are in their spare time. (I wrote this so long ago an...
