Freddy & Bonnie

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A/N: THIS FANDOM MAKES ME WANT TO CRY, I MISS 2014 WHEN FNAF WAS POPULAR... #FNAF ON INSTAGRAM MAKES ME WANT TO KICK RONALD MCDONALD IN THE MCDONALD

Bonnie: Freddy I need your help

Freddy: YOU CALLED

Bonnie: Well...

Freddy: YESH

Bonnie: So I was in the kitchen

Freddy: Yesh

Bonnie: And Chica left her pizza out

Freddy: Seems accurate

Bonnie: So I took a slice

Freddy: Okay

Bonnie: And she took a broom

Freddy: Yeah

Bonnie: And hit me

Freddy: Okay...

Bonnie: So now I'm in the bathroom

Freddy: Oh

Bonnie: Crying

Flash: Animatronics cry?

Bonnie: FLASH NOBODY ASKED YOU

Flash: Well dang cool your jets

Bonnie: SOMEONE JUST HELP ME BECAUSE SHE KEEPS KNOCKING ON THE DOOR WITH THE BROOM AND THAT THING HURTS

Freddy: HIT HER BACK

Bonnie: I'M A BUNNY WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO BUNNY HOP ON HER

Freddy: ERM

Bonnie: HELP ME GET HER OUT

Freddy: The number you have dialed is not in service. Please hang up, and try again.

Bonnie: FREDDY THIS IS TEXTING ON CALLING

Freddy: The number you have dialed is not in service, please hang up, and try again.

Bonnie: DEAR GLOB IMMA HIT YOU WITH A BROOM

Freddy: FINE I'LL HELP YOU

Bonnie: THANK YOU

Freddy: Under one condition

Bonnie: OML WHAT

Freddy: You

Bonnie: I

Freddy: Have

Bonnie: HAVE

Freddy: To

Bonnie: SPIT IT OUT SMOKEY SPIT IT OUT

Freddy: Buy

Bonnie: OML IF YOU DON'T FINISH THIS SENTENCE IN ONE MINUTE I'M GONNA SHOVE CHICA'S BROOM UP YOUR BUTT

Freddy: It's not a sentence it's a command

Bonnie: JUST SPIT IT OUT

Flash: It's technically also a sentence

Bonnie: FLASH OMFG

Freddy: NO IT'S NOT

Bonnie: FREDDY WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO

Freddy: You have to buy me a jelly bean

Bonnie: A JELLY BEAN

Freddy: Yes

Bonnie: ONE SINGLE JELLY BEAN

Freddy: Yeah

Bonnie: DEAL

A/N: I HAVE NO CLUE WHY I ENDED THIS CHAPTER AT SUCH A HORRIBLE MOMENT I APOLOGIZE FOR BEING SO INACTIVE

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