Creepypasta Boyfriend Scenarios

Even More Fun Facts!

[*ducks to avoid a flying plate thrown by Smirky* I'm sorry if you were hoping for the epic special chapter! I didn't wanna leave this book so abandoned; I promise it's being written!]

Jefferdoodles The Flying Cookie:

- BEN poured an entire bucket full of cockroaches into his favourite food once.

- His favourite food was pasta. But now, he turns a cold shoulder to any plate of the stuff and traumatically whispers: "creepy pasta..."

- He is still too embarrassed to set foot in the local ice cream parlour.

- He has an imaginary teddy bear called Sir Squeaks-A-Lot, who has come to life via demonic possession on multiple occasions to try and strangle him in his sleep.

- Secretly wishes to be reincarnated as an anime girl, if he ever dies.

BEN Drowned... In book pages?

- He also has an imaginary friend who came to life; a Furby. It died upon being introduced to twerking. To this day, he is still confused about it.

- Recently, he tried to make amends with the squirrel kingdom. He got pelted with nuts.

- He likes to boast about the time he met Miley Cyrus in person.

- Miley Cyrus stepped on him after he ran under the velvet rope barrier and sprawled facedown onto the red carpet. He neglects to mention this part whenever he tells the story.

- He had a bad offscreen run-in with Jeff's girlfriend, when he tried to record her taking a shower for blackmail purposes. He ended up with a black eye and a broken camera.

Dark Link~

- His love-hate relationship with BEN started after striking a friendship during his first week at the mansion. He still considers this to be the worst mistake of his life.

- He once surprised Y/N by cosplaying as a neko, popping out of a giant present box.

- He kept a Link plushie as a sort of imaginary friend, until it suddenly turned up the foot of his bed with a butcher knife. Since then, no more imaginary friends.

- Being a shadow, his blush is purple.

- May be slightly addicted to cuddles and kisses.

Laughing Jackfruit

- He likes to root through his housemates' personal stuff, which often means visiting their rooms at night.

- Unbeknownst to everyone (including himself), his presence brings imaginary friends to life.

- His biggest fear is being lost and forgotten, so he seeks asylum by annoying people into remembering him forever. That, and it's fun.

- The list of his bestest friends consists solely of Y/N and Doctor Smiley.

- Kissing Y/N restored the colour to his lips; he wears bitter black lipstick to conceal the permanent change and doesn't want her to know about it.

BONUS! Doctor Smiley

- He has a reoccurring nightmare about being chased down a hallway, reaching a dead end, and having his head bashed in by an unknown entity until he dies and wakes up.

- He also has a reoccurring nightmare about living in a world populated only by tone-deaf L.Js, all with bent swirly cone noses.

- Out of both the aforementioned nightmares, he prefers the former.

- It was easy for him to earn a black belt in marial arts, being the most agile creepypasta to date. However, he never uses it in any situation but dire self defense.

- Rumours circulate; that he doesn't actually need sleep, but pretends to, that his teeth can transform nightmarishly sharp, that he's an excellent liar...

DOUBLE BONUS: Doctor Smirky

- I am typing this from a closet to make sure he won't find me this time.

- BEN tried to record him in the shower too, for blackmail purposes. The little elf forgot about his illusions, and ended up with a second black eye and a broken backup camera.

- Get him drunk, and he'll become adorably affectionate.

- On a completely unrelated note, he turns into a really comfy pillow/popcorn holder too.

- He has a razor-thin scar in his mouth, behind his lower lip and the tip of his tongue. The only other person who knows about it, is the one who caused it.

- The closet door is opening... Mayday! Mayday! He's found lwelrf/sendapplejuice?!! g34858doeww9rr568,:&andcookies¡283:skdigiswqp:;!

Some things are best left unsaid, wouldn't you agree? :)

Let me see. In this special chapter? A rainbow of viruses have swept through the mansion. BEN catches a nasty hybrid of the twerking and madness combined, Dark Link becomes genderbent, Smiley tries so desperately to make his romantic gesture a success, and...

... Smirky gets conned into going on a 'very eventful' blind date?

PHANTOM!
YOU NEED TO MAKE AMENDS TO THIS TERRIBLE SCRIPT AT ONCE!
I KNOW YOU'RE AWAKE; DON'T EVEN TRY PRETENDING TO BE ASLEEP!