fuckboy

51

"are you hungry?"

"no,"

"are you thirsty?"

"no,"

"are you mad at me?"

"no,"

"do you want to go outside?"

"no,"

"do you want to make out?"

"oh my god no,"

"do you want me to suck your dick,"

"what even,"

"are you sad?"

"no,"

"are you happy?"

"maybe,"

"excuse me, you should be the happiest man on earth you're sitting next to me,"

"fuck off,"

"are you pregnant?"

"what the fuck, of course not why did you say that?"

"what i just-"

"phil, do you think i'm fat?"

"what? no!"

"wow, thanks a lot,"

"fuck off you're just picking a fight,"

"no i'm not! so what now you're calling me a drama queen?"

"what the hell dan, no i'm not!"

"don't speak to me,"

"what the fuck,"

"don't swear,"

"don't tell me what to do babe,"

"are you going to say something now?"

"dan?"

"daniel?"

"what phil!"

"you're annoying me,"

"how so,"

"you're not talking and you're not letting me fuck you either i mean,"

"stop it,"

"don't be such a bad boy i will not hesitate to spank you,"

"i-what? shut up,"

"that's not how you talk to daddy, princess,"

"what the fuck phil, don't start with me,"

"why not? is little danny getting horny?"

"w-what are you saying,"

"you like when i talk dirty to you, don't you?"

"phil you-you are too close to my neck, i'm sensitive,"

"mhm, really,"

"phil stop," dan moaned and phil attached his lips to his neck.

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