Hambone: yo guys what if I were a werewolf
Baguetteman: are you a werewolf
Hambone: no but like,,,
Hambone: what would be different
Zerotohero: you'd be really furry
Turtleman: it'd be almost impossible to get a job due to the stigma surrounding werewolves
Baguetteman: werewolf rights!!!
Hambone: wooo!!! I'm gonna write an essay on it then throw it at Snep
Baguetteman: why specifically snape
Zerotohero: dude has a thing against werewolves once he found a first years copy of twilight and he burned it
Zerotohero: of course it might just be he knows its horrible literature but
Zerotohero: i'd go with the werewolf thing
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Texting While Flying: A Hamilton AU textfic
FanfictionUpdates Irregular, but often Turtlejohn: heRC SIT DOWN Zerotohero: that man has insulted my back stitch for the LAST TIME Hambone: KICK HIS ASS Baguetteman: shut up alex!!! HERC DOES NOT NEED TO BE EGGED ON The revolutionary squad at Hogwarts, what...