Part 38: This Might As Well Be Amazon.com

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Natasha to Steve 

Natasha: Steve, here's some more chocolate. :( 

Steve: Seriously, I'm fine. 

Natasha: Chocolate. Take it. 

Steve: Julian and I broke up on good terms. We're still really good friends. 

Natasha: Still. 

Steve: It's been weeks... 

Natasha: Shush. 

Steve: We both kind of liked other people... 

Natasha: Yeah, shush. 

Natasha: WAIT WHO DO YOU LIKE NOW?! 

Steve: Please stop 

Natasha: WHO?! 

Steve: If you don't stop, then I'm going to tell everybody about how you broke up with Bruce and you're dating Clint. 

Natasha: GACK NO 

Natasha: IT'S A SECRET 

Steve: And so is who I like. 

Natasha: . 

Steve: Go back to the group chat, you nosy weirdo.

Natasha: Is it someone I know?

Steve: Be quiet. 

Natasha: DOES HE HAVE LONG AND FLOWING BROWN LOCKS OF HAIR

Steve: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS 

Natasha: AND A METAL ARM?! 

Steve: GO BACK TO THE GROUP CHAT NOW, YOU OVERRATED SPIDER 

Natasha: I SHIP ITTTT


Group Chat

Steve: Natasha needs to stop

Natasha: No I don't.

Clint: Steve be quiet.

Natasha: Thanks, bae.

Natasha: ❤

Clint: Both of you shush

Natasha: 💔

Pietro: Guys you need to stop this important

Tony: Yeah, there are a lot of dead people.

Bruce: Wait, what?

Thor: THAT STRIKES ME AS SOMETHING THAT WOULD BE SLIGHTLY PROBLEMATIC

Tony: DUDE IT'S BEEN LIKE 38 CHAPTERS ALREADY, CAN YOU CHILL ABOUT THE CAPS LOCK

Thor: I REFUSE

Wanda: If you don't shut up, I'll make you shut up 

Pietro: Please don't tick her off any more 

Tony: She might actually kill someone 

Wanda: IT'S MY LIFE 

Tony: I DON'T WANT TO DIE 

Wanda: THAT'S NOT FOR YOU TO DECIDE 

Tony: THEN WHO'S DECISION IS IT 

Wanda: THE AUTHOR, YOU TWIT 

Wanda: NOW, LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS 

Clint: To defeat the Huns 

Bruce: Get out of my sight. 

Clint: Why am I in your sight 

Bruce: Security cameras 

Clint: Shit 

Natasha: Caw caw 

Steve: Why do you always do this? 

Bucky: Steeeeeeeeve 

Steve: Yeah? 

Bucky: i can't figure out how to use the heart emoji help me 

Pietro: Why would you need that? 

Bucky: why are you here? 

Steve: Bucky this isn't the private text. 

Bucky: oh 

Clint: I'm confused 

Natasha: >:) 

Clint: Eh. Do you want to come over and watch Mean Girls and Hunger Games 

Wanda: Can I come 

Clint: Sure 

Steve: Wait, where's Peter? 

Tony: He's in the hospital 

Pietro: We have to be nice to him 

Bruce: What happened to him? 

Tony: Well, he was the first person to learn a lesson 

Wanda: You guys have been texting in life or death situations 

Pietro: It finally caught up with him 

Pietro: Did I mention all of you are stupid? 

Pietro: Like, how are you even still alive 

Clint: Yeesh 

Clint: How ARE we still alive 

Thor: I AM TOO FABULOUS TO DIE! 

Natasha: I'm too awesome to die. 

Steve: Supersoldier thing, I guess? 

Bruce: Smashy smash smash smash?? 

Clint: I should be dead by now 

Wanda: Clint is the only honest one 

Clint: True, true. 

Bucky: so steve i found the private chat when's our date 

Steve: ... 

Steve: Oh dear




So did your shipping dreams come true? I hope so. Characters though! There will be more of them!!! Jessica Jones next, perhaps?? I'm going to add in Sam and some other characters as soon as I see Civil War and Ant Man. Somehow I STILL haven't seen Ant Man. O.O I'm pathetic 

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