AREUM changed the group name to AREUM FT. THE ANTI-THOTS:
AREUM:
ooooh, i think i like the new name. don't you?AREUM:
it fits us v v v wellAREUM:
also i had a really weird dream about a superhero team called the anti-thots so revel in my artistic vision, minionsAREUM:
guys?
AREUM:
gUYSCHAEJIN:
oh my bad i was takin a napHOEBI:
awww haha what a cute backstory areum also taehyung get outYOU:
whatHOEBI:
the group name is the anti-thots and clearly you're a hoe who dates girls named suzy and not areum so you need to leave lolYOU:
p.s. : her name is ahsungHOEBI:
p.s. : saying p.s. doesn't change the fact that i've never deposited a fuck into the FBSKKOOKACHU:
p.s. : what is the fbskAREUM:
p.s. : it's the fuck bank of south koreaYOU:
p.s. : what the fuck is thatHOEBI:
p.s. : it's exactly what it sounds like dumbassYOU:
look what you need to do is take all this salt you're delivering to me and use it to flavor your mom's bland ass jokbal young manHOEBI:
got me thereCHAEJIN:
taehyung, i wanna apologize on hoseok's behalf for all of our (but mostly his) salty behavior latelyHOEBI:
word, i'm a little sorry. not all the way tho jus a lil bit.HOEBI:
but it's out of lov homieHOEBI:
i just really wanted taereum to happen, yanno?KOOKACHU:
oh i kno hoseokKOOKACHU:
i knoAREUM:
it's still gonna be fuckin lit thoCHAEJIN:
but why thoAREUM:
idk its just always lit even when its not jhu feel?KOOKACHU:
oh i feel areumKOOKACHU:
i feelYOU:
wtf is good with you jungkook why do you keep texting like thatKOOKACHU:
oh idk taeKOOKACHU:
idkYOU:
i don't even know what i was expecting when i asked that question lmaooHOEBI:
jungkook you look hella bored todayKOOKACHU:
oh really??? couldn't tell.KOOKACHU:
for the record, yes, i'm bored. so fuckin bored.KOOKACHU:
and kang's stupid ass keeps talking about transverse waves and amplitude instead of picking on me when he knows he sees my hand upKOOKACHU:
like i wanna utilize the damn lavatory bitch what if i was having an emERGENCYCHAEJIN:
boy you ain't going to no damn bathroomKOOKACHU:
okay but why be in here with the rest of you sweaty ass kids when i could be at the pizza place mouth harassing some fuckin jalapeno breadsticks jhu feel?AREUM:
oh i feel dat kookAREUM:
i feelYOU:
shut up areum don't encourage the creatureAREUM:
watch who you're talking to little boyYOU:
confirmed: areum has a dom kinkAREUM:
WTFAREUM:
NOKOOKACHU:
i'm sorry but i gotta kinkshame you for thatKOOKACHU:
i think it would just be weird and traumatizing for me if the girl took control wtf like no pleaseCHAEJIN:
who says we like it when the guy takes control thoughAREUM:
yeah haha i hate when my mom takes my tv remote too u guysYOU:
whatAREUM:
idk i just got kinda uncomf talking about sex and tried to change the topicYOU:
lmao why does talking about sex bother youYOU:
you watch porn, you're not a virgin... so what's making you uncomfortable?HOEBI:
u fucking dope she's still on her olive oil flowHOEBI:
extra virginCHAEJIN:
#exposedYOU:
YOURE LYINKOOKACHU:
anD YOU HAD THE NERVE TO MAKE FUN OF ME FOR BEING A VIRGINKOOKACHU:
FIRS T OF ALL HOW DAREAREUM:
JUNGKOOK STFUKOOKACHU:
SHUT UP VIRGINAREUM:
WERE YOU TALKING TO ME OR YOURSELF WHEN YOU SAID THATKOOKACHU:
oh.KOOKACHU:
i get it.
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Fanfiction❝ 021-819-4426: so what's my name in your phone? ;) ❞ « in which five teens come together in a group chat to cheat on mr. kang's physics exams.