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AREUM FT. THE ANTI-THOTS:
hoebi, kookachu, chaejin, areum





AREUM:
jeepers tho !!!

AREUM:
HWY YU HAD TO EXPOS E ME !!!

HOEBI:
well if i didn't who was gonna?

AREUM:
oh damn das tru

YOU:
so you're really still a jungkook?

YOU:
*a virgin

KOOKACHU:
lick my ballls yo

AREUM:
lol but i thought you were saving ur pure peen for the right person

AREUM:
like i understand you're tired of being a virgin kookie but it's literally not that bad

AREUM:
no need to settle for taehyung lmao

KOOKACHU:
....

KOOKACHU:
matter fact you can lick my balls too areum

AREUM:
ok but are your hobes trimmed tho?

KOOKACHU:
gimme an hour after school and they will be

CHAEJIN:
WHY DO YOU NEED AN ENTIRE HOUR TO GROOM YOURSELF

KOOKACHU:
idk its been a while since i mowed the lawn it might take a minute

KOOKACHU:
but i don't just cut it all down, i gotta line it up and keep it sharp

KOOKACHU:
gotta have the pristine fade

AREUM:
nice

KOOKACHU:
so the succ at my place afterschool?

AREUM:
lmao sure thing

KOOKACHU:
4pm good?

AREUM:
of course lmfao

CHAEJIN:
kookie when she's done make sure you tell me what dat mouf do

AREUM:
idk what you're talking about chae all this mouf do is pray and eat

HOEBI:
--the booty like groceries

YOU:
and complain

KOOKACHU:
and succ lmao im bouta bust my first real nut yall #mashallah

YOU:
ahhhh my young apprentice

YOU:
he has truly learned from the best

YOU:
anyway lets play twenty questions areum are you really still a virgin

AREUM:
yes, tis true

AREUM:
i am still a virgin

AREUM:
and yes, i still gotta put on a lifevest and fasten my seatbelt if a guy even so much as caresses my kneecap (???)

CHAEJIN:
see guys??? told you it was kinda weird for some girls when the guy takes control

AREUM:
nah you misinterpreted bc i never said i would be a top either

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