Fourty One

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3 missed call from Dummy...

Dummy is calling...

Oh my gosh, what do you want!?

Whoa whoa, calm your pants blakie.

It's two in the morning.

Were you sleeping?

No shit, stupid head.

But it's important.

I don't care, you ruined my sleep.

You really are a meanie.

Ugh. I'm hanging up!

Wait!

What!?

Okay, so pringles or lays?

You called me because of that!?

Aren't midnight snacks supposed to be important...?

Are you serious?

Can you just answer the answer?

Pringles.

But it has too many flavour I--

Just pick the sour cream and onion!

Are you--

I'm hanging up now!!

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