Kakaotalk | Kim Namjoon [BTS]

twenty eight // bts gc

namjoon (23:32): does anyone have a girl I can hire to pretend to be jean?

seokjin (23:32): aren't YOU supposed to be jean?

jimin (23:32): she wants to meet up doesn't she?

jimin (23:32): I can still go for you if you want

namjoon (23:32): yeah but I can't meet her now, can i?

namjoon (23:32): HOSEOK WHAT ABOUTYOUR SISTER

hoseok (23:32): IF SHE'S AN ARMY

hoseok (23:32): IF SHE BIASES ME

yoongi (23:32): OFC SHE'D KNOW HOBI'S SISTER YOU DUMBASS

namjoon (23:32): oh right, yeah

jimin (23:33): NAMJOON'S TOO FAR UP HIS OWN ASS BC HE'S HER BIAS WRECKER LMAO GET REKT

taehyung (23:33): hyung are you really going to meet her?

seokjin (23:33): why does jimin know things I don't?

namjoon (23:33): ofc not SHE CAN'T KNOW IM KIM NAMJOON REMEMBER???

jimin (23:33): because im his new best friend jin you can carry on being our mum from a distance

taehyung (23:33): weren't you supposed to be my best friend jiminnie

jungkook (23:33): ...

taehyung (23:33): JUST BEST FRIENDS NOTHING ELSE

jungkook (23:33): I get it taehyung, stfu

jungkook (23:33): rapmon hyung it's not a crime to meet an army

namjoon (23:33): fgs you make me sound like a rubbish leader ofc I want to meet her

jimin (23:33): OH

hoseok (23:33): OHHH

jimin (23:33): OOOHHHHH

hoseok (23:33): SHE BIASES ME I SHOULD BE MEETING HER

namjoon (23:33): IM THE ONE TALKING TO HER

hoseok (23:34): IM HER BIAS

namjoon (23:34): IM HER BIAS WRECKER

seokjin (23:34): AND IM YOUR MUM

yoongi (23:34): oh

seokjin (23:34): remind me again why namjoon is our leader

taehyung (23:34): remind me again why you fucked him last night

namjoon (23:34): TAEHYUNG WHEN WILL YOU SOTP

yoongi (23:34): im screen-capping this as evidence

seokjin (23:34): EVIDENCE OF WHAT

yoongi (23:34): just... might come in handy someday

seokjin (23:34): rat no breakfast for you tomorrow morning

yoongi (23:34): it's okay just watching hobi eat will make me full

taehyung (23:34): mmm I ship it

namjoon (23:34): this gc is no help

hoseok (23:34): we're not here to solve your girl problems namjoon :)

namjoon (23:34): wow choke in your sleep

hoseok (23:34): sorry but ill be the one choking you so

yoongi (23:34): SAVAGE HOBI

hoseok (23:35): ily yoongi

jungkook (23:35): did I miss something here? are you two role-playing a kdrama?

jungkook (23:35): PLEASE SHUT UP

-yoongi has removed jungkook from this chat-

yoongi (23:35): that's better

yoongi (23:35): ilyt my hope

hoseok (23:35): ❤❤❤

jimin (23:35): this is diSGUSTING

jimin (23:35): you won't even have to kick me out im gone

-jimin has been removed from this chat-