Pickup Lines 101 (Nakahara Chuuya)

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WARNING: CHEESY AND REALLY DUMB PICKUP LINES// YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

You were at a bar around midnight from your endless job. You sighed loudly as you contemplated if you should quit your job and find a new one. Everyday has been stressful to you and the co-workers there were not very nice to you. You had extraordinary facial features, with (Eye Color) eyes that were gentle. You were certainly not a type to kill a bird, let alone an ant. 

You suddenly heard a ring of a bell that hung from the door, indicating everyone that a customer was here. Your mind was absent from reality, so you didn't notice a person walking towards you and sitting right beside you, staring intensely at you.

"Hey there, beautiful. What brings you out here at midnight? Rough day, am I right?" The voice said. 

"E-Eh?" Like a vacuum sucking you back to reality, you jumped up in surprise and looked at the man.

"Daydreaming, huh? You know what, I'll cheer you up!" The man with a black hat grinned. You blushed slightly when you saw his cute little smile but you looked down at your shot of alcohol.

"That's very kind of you but I'd rather not hear it right now..." You whispered, tracing the outline of the glass. The man frowned.

"What's your name?" He asked.

"(L/N), (F/N)." You sighed as if you hated your name.

"That's a lovely name. I'm Nakahara Chuuya by the way. Want to talk about it?"

The normal you would decline because you didn't trust a stranger to talk about your problems and it made you uncomfortable. But the somber you thought that maybe it was nice to finally have a company that was willing to listen to your problems. So you did. You rambled on about how the everyone at your work was treating you like garbage and everyday you were depressed and empty and usually found yourself pondering into a pool of questions asking: What is life? Why am I here? Why am I treated this way?

"So here I am, drinking and draining all my problems down my throat." You finished.

"Such a shame those people at your workplace is treating you that way. You shouldn't be treated like that. No one should." Chuuya said.

"Well, it's just what I'm used to now." You shrugged and took a sip of your Who-Knows-How-Many-Shots-You-Drank shot.

"You shouldn't be used to it, (F/N). Let me tell you, they're just jealous because you are gorgeous and kindhearted." 

You felt a bit uneasy that he suddenly called you by your first name, but it didn't matter to you at the moment. You scoffed. "Please. Like they would be. Just look at me. I look like a hot mess."

Chuuya blinked in response, but smiled sympathetically after. "Sorry miss, but there must be something wrong with my eyes, I just can't take them off of you."

You shot a look to the orange haired man to see him smiling so sweetly. "W-What?" You started to cringe on the pick up line he just gave you.

"Let me tie your shoes, 'cause I don't want you falling for anyone else." 

"I, uh..." You started to get a little flustered and you were ashamed of it because you weren't the type of person who would be flattered over pick up lines. But Chuuya still continued.

"Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night."

"You must be a ninja. Because you snuck into my heart."

"Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile." 

"If I had a star every time you brightened up my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand."

"I think this is a little too much..." You muttered, slowly trying to gather up your stuff so you don't have to deal with this man.

"Pinch me." Chuuya ordered suddenly.

"W-Why?"

"You're so fine, I must be dreaming." He smirked and you immediately felt your cheeks flush. He gave a light chuckle, thinking that you looked so cute when you blush.

"Don't worry about the people at your workplace. They're a bunch of assholes who doesn't realize how amazing you are." Chuuya put his hands under his chin and gazed into your eyes.

"Why are you cheering me up?" You asked.

"Because I've fallen for you."

Suddenly, you couldn't help but to laugh at Chuuya. You kept on laughing and you laughed so hard that tears came out of your eyes. Chuuya was taken back a bit, but he just smile because your smile was so contagious.

"Sorry... I-I just couldn't help but to laugh at all the pick up lines you gave me just now." Your laughter became calm as you wiped the tears off your eyes. You turned at the hot-headed man and found that he was looking deep into your eyes and possibly daydreaming on how adorable you were.

"What are you looking at?"

"Just remember this thing:" he cleared his throat as you saw a tint of pink on his cheeks. "Always smile everyday and don't frown. Because you'll never know who will fall in love with your smile."

Your lips curved into small, angelic smile. "For some reason, I feel rejuvenated."

"That's what I'm here for." Chuuya winked. "Just a quick question, are you the dub to my step? 'Cause I wub wub you."

"Chuuya. You can stop now." You rolled your eyes as you chortled and punched him lightly on his arm playfully. Chuuya glanced at the clock with a sad look on his face.

"Excuse me miss, but I must be going now. Can't let my boss wait for me." He tipped his hat as he stood up. A piece of paper flew into your hands as he whispered into your ear. "I had a pleasant night with you. Feel free to call me or text me. Farewell my love." 

You opened your mouth to thank him but by the time you turned around, he was gone. You took a look at the paper and it had his full name and his number. There was also a message left by him. 

'Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.'

Oh, Chuuya....

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Excuse me while I go cleanse myself into a pool of shame...
So cheesy and dumb pick up lines... I was laughing as I was writing this. But I wouldn't mind if Chuuya tells me the pick up lines ;))))

Did you also know that this man is 5'2?? I burst out laughing because I can imagine steams coming out of his head as he's stomping furiously-but he's short... If you know what I mean.

I really shouldn't be making fun of him because he's actually taller than me *cries I'm only 4'9 and I haven't grown since the last 4 months. (No exaggeration)

Wait! So Hinata from Haikyuu is 5'4 and he's in high school... Chuuya is 22.... *dies of laughter and cuteness AHHH Chuuya is so short!!!

Anyway, hopefully I grasped his personality or character correctly. I feel like Chuuya would be a type of guy who would get a girl with pick up lines *laughs

Thanks so much for 200+ reads, votes, and encouraging comments! I really appreciate it :))))

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